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“Is that big enough for you?” I teased

Because, on the water tower that overlooked the river, where it usually said ‘Paris,’ instead it said, in bright red letters, ‘Cannel, will you marry me?’

She sed hard and turned her head slowly

That e finally e

My car hit sain, and I pulled over in the park rest stop and turned to her “I’etI work out way too much and spend a crap ton of money on fitness supplements But I can promise you that I’ll love you I’ll cherish you I’ll live every single day just to please you We’ll fight, but then we’llas I have you to hold at the end of every night, I think that would be the best damn life I could ever dream of Will you marry me, Cannel Crow?”

Tears were flowing down her face as she said, “I’ll marry the fuck out of you, Wilhelm Schultz”

EPILOGUE

I have soonna rub my fatty rolls, kissI’m beautiful

-Text from Cannel to Traci

CANNEL

There was a baby attached tohis ass off as he all but collapsed the bounce house with his enthusiastic jumps

“Will,” I said through gritted teeth “The people coirls’ party will be here in like, five minutes” Okay, it was more like an hour and a half, but still His faht now, I’ll literally kill you”

Will’s eyes shone with laughter as he playfully esture with his hands

I growled and looked down at the baby that was still going to town on my boob

“Will! I swear to God!” I cried out

“U?” I heard my best friend, Traci, tease with amusement “Do you need some help?”

Without thought to her husband standing right behind her—because hey, they had children just like me that were breastfed just like er to herher husband Traci, laughing, took hter and cuddled her to her chest

“It’s okay, sweetheart Your parents are just going to duke it out real quick, and she’ll be back,” she told Gemma

Gemma sniffled and buried her face into Traci’s massive breasts, just as I all but launched myself into the bounce house at my husband

He sawacross the fabricto intercept me