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“…want you to make me come so hard that I explode and hit the roof like that time you tried to cook chili in the pressure cooker”

“I love when you talk dirty like that…”

What the actual effing eff?

Elodie quickly rips her hand out ofhere without shirts on Her shirt Her bra Where are they? I look around frantically for a place to hide “Table!” I gasp

Sheher bra off the floor by my feet—oh, that’s where it went Then, she snatches her shirt off the table—how did I not see it there—and hurtles herself behind the whole thing, which gives about zero protection fro seen I snatch my shirt from the floor and positionto obscure the view of Elodie while she’s getting dressed I ram my shirt on and realize it’s backward and inside out, but what the fuck ever It’s a plain colored T-shirt, so no one will notice Who the hell is in my house anyway?

I lift ether at the mouth and lips He has his hands up under her shirt, and she’s writhing against him

I clear my throat loudly, and they break apart like a…a…like a pot of chili Dear god, I don’t think I’ll ever think of chili the saain

Both Toren and Luna freeze She’s wearing a black pencil skirt and a white blouse while he’s in a suit It looks like they just came from work to my house To do what exactly? Well, I know exactly what they were going to do Shudders As if h, now I have to deal with my brother and Luna’s too?

“Taylen,” Toren finally says in a very strained, high-pitched voice It sounds like someone just belted him in the nuts “You weren’t supposed to be back for another five days”

“What on earth are you doing in my house?” I cross my arms Luna slowly studiesthat it’s on inside out and backward

“Um, well…”

I can see Toren searching for so full hat I heard and saw He co He has to admit the truth

“We were, uh, Milo’s nanny watches hi the day Work’s been busy for both of us lately, and we thought we’d take a bit of a late, extended lunch break and go sohtly private?”

“My house?” I try not to be appalled, but…I’ to use my house for hanky panky?”