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Ash: Gross Ball bag earrings? But really, you STOLE a wedding cake? (Cake ehost-like mouth emoji)
Leandra: Ball bag earrings, haha I should start carrying those at h That’s quite a heist (Wizard emoji, hand in a rock out symbol emoji)
Toren: You better have put the cake back in one piece Don’t accuse uys always say I’m too serious, but this is a ne Even for us (Thumbs down emoji)
Kirian: You are a hardcore spoilsport, Tor But I agree, we usually go for so a little more subtle You could just have sneaked in and licked it (Tongue emoji)
Leandra: He probably did All four tiers of it (Four thumbs up emoji)
Kirian: Was it disgustingly sweet? Was it one of those fake cakes that’s not even real? Was the icing plastic?
Ash: Did you take it back inside or just leave it out there on the sidewalk as a gift to the wedding gods everywhere?
Leandra: We should include Luna, Ellis, and Lindy in these group texts
Ash: I just added them
Luna: Holy crap, did you steal a wedding cake? (Cake emoji, party hat emoji)
Ellis: He did! What’s a shart?
Lindy: I believe a shart is one of those new hip words peopleoff another In this case, fart coas emoji, poop emoji)
Ellis: Oh, I see Uh, do you have a problem with that, Taylen? As you seem to have indicated? I mean, if you do, that’s cool
Ash: Taylen?
Toren: Tay?
Leandra: If you don’t tell them, I will
Kirian: Where the hell are you? You just send that epic photo and (peace sign emoji) out?
Ash: You had better confess Otherwise, things are going to get out of hand With the cake, I mean, not the sharts
Kirian: Call et that cake back because those things cost a fortune You don’t want to ruin your best friend’s wedding
Ash: Just because her parents wouldn’t let her include you in the wedding party, and she’swith like ten thousand na
Ash: That’s in bad taste
Ash: Okay, rab the , just stand there and give everyone the er
Ellis: No! DO NOT DO THAT!!! Ash, where the heck are you? I swear I’ive bad advice like that