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“This is like a scene fro

Pax ignores hiests I put milk on it, like you do when you eat spicy food I would have tried anything by then, so Tao back into her bathroom and pour it all over my dick in the shower”

“Did it work?” I ask, dying to kno this ends

“It worked” Pax looks relieved, even now “I was taking turns propping each leg on the shoall, bending over and pouring it on et milk on every spot she rubbed Icy Hot on”

“You know the cops are telling that story to everyone they know,” Pike says with a snicker

“I don’t even care” Pax shrugs “I’d star in a PSA about it if it saved even one guy fro used as tinder for a campfire”

“Did you leave after that?” Grady asks

“Hell yes, I left I couldn’t get out of there fast enough Ta she was sorry, but it didn’t ain and not reave her soood life”

Dane has been standing in silence throughout the whole story, and he finally speaks up “It’s aler handcuff you to her bed is a bad idea”

Pax scoffs “Fuck you, man Women don’t want to have fun with you because you act like their grouchy old grandpa”

“No, I just put hockey first,” Dane says, looking disgusted “I’uys on this teaas, yeah But we’re not here to party, dipshits”

Our coach, Phil Bear, is known simply as Bear in hockey It’s not just because of his naets pissed, he looks and acts like a bear that just stuck its paw in a hornets’ nest And since overhearing Dane’s whiny bitching, that’s what he looks like right now

“Partying?” he asks, surveying the faces of his players “Who’s partying?” He points at en?”

“No, Coach”

“Bullshit,” Dane scoffs