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Chapter One

VANCOUVER, CANADA

JOSH

I get an erection the moment I first lay eyes on her She looks like no one I’ve ever seen before Tall, curvy, with thick superhero thighs and a round ass, showcased in black Lycra that hugs every slope Her big, high breasts and small waist are accentuated by her white tank top Her body has just enoughine more than that, but I’m horny as hell as it is andI’m in public and all

She finally lookslike an idiot She catches e and wet She slitter to rain from her cheeks, and brushes her purple hair over her shoulder before she bends over to slide a gun out from the harness strapped to her boot

I try not to stare into the blinding sun of her tanned cleavage I try to think of so the lines of, I think I knoho you are, but shouldn’t you have one eyeball instead of two?

But it’s she who coun comfortably in her hand, and stops only a foot away When she ss

Now I’m really confused At least I knohat to say now

“Who are you?” I ask her, happy that my voice is hard and deep I hope it makes her think of sex

She raises a perfect brow, and up close I’m struck by how bronzed her skin tone is I don’t think it’s e to keep their tan into the fall

“You don’t know?” she asks She has an accent I iland but that’s not it It’s not Australia either

“I thought I did,” I say “But your eyes and fangs are throwing me all off”

“I’m vampire Leela, from Futurama”

I grin at her, happy that I was half-right “Shouldn’t you just have one eyeball then?”

She reaches into her other boot and effortlessly pulls out an eye mask It’s painted white, with a black pupil in the middle She waves it at me “I put it on for photos but I can barely see out of it I walked into a wall, twice” She raises two fingers for eured I’ll just be a vampire the rest of the time”

I can seriously listen to her talk all day “I don’t remember any episode where Leela turned into a vampire” Maybe it hinted at my secret nerd-boy status, but I watched the cartoon Futuraiously

She wets her lips for a moment and I try my hardest not to adjust my boxer briefs underneath my costume “I like to think she’ll become a vampire in future episodes Orscrapped the idea I believe characters have more to their lives than the lives we are shown”

“Kind of like people,” I say, hoping I come across as somewhat profound