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Kyle: Now

Boston, Massachusetts

“Kyle Stanton sucks! Kyle Stanton sucks! Middle fingers up, he doesn’t care about us!”

My fans shouted outside ht in a row

This is getting ridiculous …

Peering through the blinds, I noticed that the group of three hundred strong looked a lot larger today In place of their typical, “Eff Kyle, He’s in Denial!” signs, they’d painted, “End Our Sorrow! Trade Him Tomorrow!”

Besides those things, their setup was all the sa every edition of my jersey, a e andinsults up at my condo

It didn’t matter that an endless parade of rain and hail had poured over theht this week; they were determined to feed me every bite of their venom

“Kyle Stanton will never get us to the Super Bowl again!” A redheaded girl, who looked no older than seven years old, shouted into the ne commercials!”

“Da!” The crowd cheered her along, and they lit the pyre for another jersey

I looked over to the far side of the street and squinted, noticing a group in all-green linking their stereo systes to throw

Is that uard?

“We see you up there watching us!” A grey-haireda Falcons fan, you piece of shit!”

“Yeah!” A guy in a blue hoodie yelled into a different one “Since ‘It is what it is’ and you don’t care about keeping your pro us a chao fuck yourself, Kyle! You’re not worth our while!”

Thanks to those final two lines, the crowd fell in love with a brand new chant

“Done with Kyle! Not worth our while!”

Jesus Christ

I shut the blinds and picked up ent, Taylor