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“Herbie, go away,” Stone said

“Oh, letan arm toward the two hookers “This is Suzette and Sauished attorney-at-law Mr Stone Barrington He and I have worked together in the past and, hopefully, will be working together in the future”

“Herbie,” Stone said, “you’re hallucinating The notion that you graduated from any established law school and passed the bar is insane, and the idea of working with you in any capacity is repellent If you don’t go away, I’ll have a waiter throw you out”

“Nice to see you, too, Stone,” Herbie said with a wave He took the arms of his two companions and steered them toward a table in Siberia, where a waiter was frantically beckoning

“Who the hell was that?” Eggers asked

“You remember that tirante delicto, and you asked rapher, and Bob Cantor, who usually does that sort of work for me, was out of town and recoht while taking the photograph?”

“Oh, yeah, I remember that”

“Well, that was Herbie Fisher”

“Holy shit, didn’t you have that guy shot?”

“I wish”

“And now he’s a member of the bar?”

“No, it’s just one of Herbie’s fantasies, probably cooked up to impress the hookers”

“How do you know they’re hookers?” Eggers asked

Dino spoke up “Just take a look,” he said, nodding in the direction of Herbie’s table

One of the girls was sitting close to Herbie, exploring his ear with her tongue, while the feet of the other, toes pointing doard, could be seen to protrude from under the tablecloth Herbie wore a beatific expression

“If Elaine sees that,” Dino said, “she’ll grab somebody’s steak knife and kill them all”

“Okay,” Eggers said, “they’re hookers But that page of naal Review, and they published the names today of those who passed the bar”

“Then somebody took the bar exam for him,” Stone said

“Probably the sauy who took G W Bush’s exams at Yale and Harvard,” Dino said

Their first course arrived, and they dug in

Elaine came over and sat down “You ordered the porterhouse?” she said

“Right,” Dino replied

“For three of you?”

“It’s a big steak”

“It’s a steak for two; you can carry home the leftovers, like always”

“Elaine,” Stone said, “what’s the difference if three of us finish the thing here?”