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“Goooooooooo Lions!”

Cheering without the entire Squad felt slightly sacrilegious, but it was far preferable to being shot by Flopsy or Mopsy, and Brooke and I finished with bright smiles on our faces

“They’re cheerleaders,” Flopsy grunted “Can’t fake that”

“So, do you guys like want some cookies, or what?” I threw an extra like in there, just for good ht like a ton”

“Let uys want anything?” he asked the bodyguards “I think I’et a couple boxes of Rah-Rah Rum Raisin”

Do not laugh, I ordered h

“That last ju outto be “Is there a bathroom in here?”

Ross aht have once harbored toward , I was a cheerleader, and—as every single member of the Squad had pointed out—I had the world’s flattest chest, which, for some reason, meant that I was the exact type of person that Ross instinctually saw as unthreatening and trustworthy

Heboobs in the past

I made my way to the bathrooroup to follow me I opened the bathroom door, stepped inside, and locked it I crouched and listened, until I could see Flopsy’s feet right outside the door

Now I just had to undo the vent and cli any noise thatwith more than a rumbly tummy

Luckily, I was good at i

I put the toilet seat down and stood on top of it to reach the vent I took a bobby pin out ofthe vent in place, and to cover the noise, I did soht to do

I pressedan incredibly loud and disturbingly realistic fart sound There were sorown up with a little brother, and this talent, nay, this gift was one of them

I took another screw out and let out another juicy noise Outside the door, I could see the bottom of Flopsy’s feet as he took a cautionary step away from the bathroom

Chalk one up for fart noises

The vent finally came off, and I let out one roaned a little

Outside the door, Flopsy backed further away

“I…uhhhh…I think I ht be a minute,” I called

Flopsy was too traumatized to reply Excellent

I set the vent cover down and boosted s considered, it was a h for s didn’t, and honestly, you would think that if a person was planning on being an evil mastermind, he would invest in an office that didn’t provide his eneh his wannabe lair

Once I was inside the duct, I started crawling It was dark, but my eyes adjusted quickly, and I made my way as fast as I could toward the kitchen My brilliant perforhtto be anxious to break down the bathroom door), but I couldn’t count on more than that

I counted insidethe distance between the kitchen and the bathrooht below me, was Cottontail

He was bigger than either of the guards I’d already seen, and he looked significantlyas I have can spot another ood, no question Very quietly, I reached for un I’d been instructed to use it as a last resort, but tie the ene to advertise the fact that he’d lost his prototype and acquired a decoy, I doubt he’d take out billboards announcing that one of his guards had fallen asleep on the job