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I had sped horeet with the cast of the sitco on the car stereo all the way there

Still huet changed

When I caht jeans and T-shirts But once I arrived, I realized that wouldn’t cut it in so a chunk of money on a bespoke, tailored suit

Even after all that fuss and bother, though, I had only worn the bloody thing twice since The third time’s the charm, as they say

It wouldn’t quite make up for the ie’s evil ex and Raquel the Revolting at their own engagement party, it would still be worth it

I stared at ie up It worked about as well as asking the tide not to coet there of its own accord

I was fairly sure I left a vapor trail behind when I ran out of the house to the car I turned on the ignition, and Flogging Molly picked up right where they’d left off

During ht would be the beginning of so special

Once I arrived, I tried to calie’s apart her reply

“Hello?” cah the intercom

“Your chariot awaits, darlin’,” I said, bowing deeply, even though I was sure she couldn’t see me

“I’ll be right down,” she toldclearly as excited as I was

“I shall await your arrival with bated breath,” I said, keeping up the pseudo-Shakespearian hoo-ha and laying on a comical Irish accent

I thought she would like it, and they had ht as well put it to soood use