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Both men shuddered

“No thanks I’d rather drive for three hours before I hook up with one of those scatterbrained bitches”

“Me, too,” Jonas agreed

“You’d be lucky if they would have you,” she protested “TA is just like the wo boobs and—”

“Yes, she does But she has a bad habit of being friends with you and Sex Piston I don’t need her talking about ets mad at me”

“TA only talked about Pike’s little pecker when she broke up with him”

“Once is enough I can’t even drink a beer with hi her call him dicklet in my mind Then she compared him to Rabbit Once a man hears a woman make fun of a man’s equipment, it fucks with his head Doesn’t it?” Hammer looked at Jonas for confirmation

“Don’t bring me into this conversation”

“Pussy” Killya her elbows on each of their seats “Come on, Jonas; you’re perfect for Crazy Bitch”

“No”

“Why?”

“Because she scares hiu his eyes off the road

“Crazy Bitch is the sweetest woman I know”

“That’s not saying much Besides, I asked her out last year She turned me down”

“Really? She never told me Did she say why?”

“She said I acted too nice I even tried to give her flowers She said she’d never trust a ain”

“I’ll talk to her”

“Don’t bother She said she wouldn’t date another man who couldn’t pass a lie detector when asked if they would ever hit her By that point, I wanted to strangle her, so I kneouldn’t pass”

“She didn’t mean it”

“Yes, she did I was only asking her on a date, not asking her to shack up with me”

She shrugged “It’s your loss”

“Yes, it is … Thank God”

“I’ll keepto end up old and lonely if you don’t stop being so damn picky”

“I’ll o out with soo out with you”

“Who? I’ht better of her acceptance, needing to clarify her ter as he doesn’t have a little dick”

She saw Ha to ask the their dick is!”

“Why not? I’ll ask the wo before I decide who to fix you up with”