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I frowned

He was too Not-Bodie

I was instantly uncomfortable, which instantly surprised me

Never in my life had I been with a man who no one could match up to I’d never been with a man as so easy to be with that I foundit I’d never been with a one insane or driven someone else insane

The whole thing was baffling and e the scenery

So I leaned into Raet a drink Be back”

“Don’t we have a waitress?” Her face quirked up like a cartoon character

“Yes, but I forgot soe, and she smiled

“Okay, hurry up!” she slurred, not taking her eyes off the stripper

I nodded to Veronica todeeper into the club

It was co-ed — really, e for the wang And as I walked through the club, I zeroed in on a girl with a superhue pole When she did the splits with her crotch an inch froed between her tits,over

“Shut up and takea stack of dollars as I took a seat on the edge of her stage

The wo and curly, and she spun around that pole like it was easy, which I knew to be an absolute lie I’d tried it once on a dare and had pole-burn for a week

I had no idea how long I sat there, but let ot down on her knees in front of me and booty-clapped to 2Pac’s “Hail Mary,” ed I swear to God, I found Jesus in her G-string

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