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Even our silly banter is sexy as fk On Tuesday, she started the most ridiculous text conversation ever I was in a deposition but luckily, I wasn’t the one asking the questions this time All I had to do was sit there, look interested, and object every once in a while It went so like this…

Mac: Are you like my boyfriend now?

Me: I’?

Mac: Good question Grade school was too long ago

Me: Let et blw jbs froirlfriends?

Mac: Definitely!

Me: Do boyfriends get to go down on their girlfriends as often as they like?

Mac: Most assuredly!

Me: Do boyfriends get to fk their girlfriends senseless?

Mac: I’m horny

Me: Focus and answer the question

Mac: Yes! Yes, they do!

Me: Unfortunately, I don’t think we are technically boyfriend/girlfriend yet We’re not doing any of those things

Mac: :(

Me: Did you just sad face me?

Mac: Yup

Me: Tragic

Mac: I know You know, you could fix this and just have sex with me

Me: All in good time

Fortunately, the conversation was just funny enough to forestallthe deposition, and I know I had a stupid smile on my face the entire time

The rest of the as filled with sihts with plenty of lighthearted conversation and although I walked her to her door each night, she couldn’t teain I refused, simply because I just didn’t think I had the willpower to be near her nad body and not fk her