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I quickly wash htest, because no doubt it’s Darryl or Richard, or whoever the fuck is going to answer my “personals ad” next

“Want et that for you?” Tiny smirks

He glances down at the bulge in my pants, which is definitely all phone

“Thanks, but I’ll e,” I say dryly

“Hey, don’t be e sexier than a tone”

“Yeah, I’m a real catch”

His laughter echoes through the restroorab ain I catch sight of Katie through the front windshield and smile

“Why do I feel like you have so to do with the fact that a three hundred pound, heavily tattooed biker thinks tone is now Shania?” I ask her as I slide back into my seat

Her eyes widen “Tiny?” She gasps

I nod gri so hard she nearly chokes

“No way I have to see hih her tears

“Katie,” I protest, but she’s already gone

She stops in her tracks when Tiny saunters out of the roadhouse He frowns at her, looking o She turns back to roan and shakewhen she climbs back in the car

“You weren’t kidding,” she exclaims “It’s like our vision ca “Do you think we created him?”

“I think,” I begin with a sy We were both at the urinal when it rang You have no idea the irreparable dae you’ve caused”

She bursts into another round of laughter

“Irreparable dae, huh?” She raised her eyebrows “Like what you caused me before?”

“I think a few har raped on the bathroorimly

“Bullshit” She states, shaking her head I glance at her and shrug “Fine You want more examples? I have plenty How about the time you pulled my pants down at that special assembly on fire safety junior year?” She narrows her eyes at me “Remember that?”