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“You’re sick, you know that right? Really, really sick?”

“I know” She giggled and then let out a deep breath “I’m a sicko and you love it”

“You’re lucky I love you or I would have hung up the phone already” I shook ht that soh, the hypothetical person was me and it hadn’t happened

“You know I’hed “I am shocked for you I don’t even really knohat to say Where have all the good one?”

“I wish I knew” I groaned “Maybe they’re all gay now”

“Half are gay” Alice said “And a quarter are married”

“So where are the other quarter?”

“If I kneouldn’t be on the phone here with you” She laughed “I’d be at the back of so my brains fucked out”

“A liled “Why a limo?”

“Because if I’ve waited this long to find Mr Right, he better be fucking gorgeous and rich to make up for all my misery”

“Xander’s rich” I wasn’t sure why I’d brought it up, but it see in the moment

“Lucky bitch”

“I’m not really a lucky bitch because he’s not mine Gabby’s the lucky bitch”

“No” Alice said simply “She’s just a bitch”

“Alice”

“You know it’s true” Her voice rose “I know she’s your sister and you love her and yada, yada, yada, but she’s still a bitch, b, i, t, c, h, b, i, t, c, h, b, i, t, c, h and bitcho was her name-o”

“Alice” I giggled “You’re horrible”

“I know, it’s the way I was born My ”

“Yeah, I guess so”

“So are you co home tomorrow then?”

“No” I sighed “My parents have some weekend activities planned for all of us”

“Boring”

“You know they love that shit”

“Any of your brothers going to be there?” Alice asked innocently and I smiled to myself

“Yes, all of the family celebration Me, Gabby, Scott, Chett, and Aiden And then Xander and his brother Henry and the ‘rents” I took a deep breath “We’re all going to be one big family”

“Sounds fun” Alice said wistfully, having grown up an only child to two parents that loved to jet set around the world