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“Of course” Eddie leaned toward him “Gladys and I have a cable access show”

The other wo but didn’t think that would distract either of the old wo if not tenacious

“You want uest?” Jonny asked

“Not all of you,” Eddie told him “We hold a contest every week Guess That Butt We show pictures of butts and viewers text in who they think that butt belongs to It’s an honor to be chosen”

Jonny looked at Madeline “So you weren’t kidding”

“I told you, but did you listen? Yes, this is real But they left out a very significant detail” She stared at the tomen “Do you want to tell him?”

“It’s male butts,” Gladys offered

Eddie grinned “Naked male butts That’s very important” Her smile faded “But come to think of it, I’m not sure you would qualify Didn’t you use Clay Stryker as a butt double in Ae? Why would you do that? Is there a problem?”

The two old women looked at each other, then back at him

“So you can’t talk about?” Gladys added in a low, concerned voice

Everyone else at theleaned forward, as if desperate to know Madeline wanted to bang her head against the table

“We’re here for the Live Nativity,” she said, knowing her et back to that”

“Dr Galloway isn’t here yet,” Eddie pointed out “We can’t start without the committee chair”

Before Madeline could think of a comeback to that, Jonny stood

“There’s nothing wrong with my butt,” he told Eddie and Gladys

“Prove it,” Eddie said firmly

Before Madeline could figure out as happening, Jonny turned his back on the room, unfastened his jeans and

“Oh, hed collectively