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It’s all anyone asksAlex “Nope Looks like ere just friends even though I’ve had his dick in my mouth”

It isn’t until Charlene chokes on her drink and Fred’s eyeballs look like they’re about to pop out and roll onto the floor that I realize how inappropriate my comment is

“Right Huh” Fred nods so his own personal strobe light “So, uh, since you’re not dating hi?”

I stare at him because what the hell else aifts to my house for weeks I’ve probably tipped him more than a hundred bucks He likely thinks the tipsthe custouy line Besides, I’ll choke to death if I have to deal with his cologne for an entire evening

I knowwhen he clears his throat “UhIuh”

“Look, Fred It’s cool of you to, u to the movies with anyone but Charlene, here” I thumb across the table at my best friend “She’s the only person who can reasonably deal with h”

“Oh, right Okay” He bobbles his head in understanding “Well, see you around”

I feel bad for rejecting him, but it’s for the best Besides, he askedbeen in my mouth I’m sure he thinks if he takes me to a movie, I’ll blow hiet that out of er includes blow jobs without definite commitment

“That guy wears a lot of cologne” Charlene waves her hand in front of her face “It’s too bad since he’s hot”

“He does and he is”

“Didn’t I tell you he had a thing for you?”

“You sure did You could start a side business as a psychic All you need is a crystal ball”

One day I’ll have to start dating again, but Fred is not the guy and now is not the tioing to get over hioes down, it’s bound to be painfulOn SaturdayI realize I’ve run out of clean clothes One of theis the inconvenience of using co into the elevator and navigate my way to the laundry room All the machines are in use The whole roouy in ripped sweatpants who’s eating a sub I don’t feel like waiting or socializing, so I pack up roceries, so I plan to scam a meal out of her