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Charlene, being the a on the way to work I expect a full inquisition about my weekend with Alex, which I’m prepared to share, but Charlene has had some excitement of her own

“I have so ed our faces to see what our babies would look like—you know there’s a website?” She pauses long enough to take a breath “They’d be so pretty”

“You’re kidding about the last part, right?”

“Um, no Why? Is that weird? I did it for you, too” Charlene drives through Starbucks for us I’ my level of exhaustion

“No, Charlene, that’s not weird at all” It is, but I want to see the pictures

Charlene is very much a romantic She dives head-first into every relationship It’s common for her to tell me she’s in love after the first date Teeks later, she’s usually over it and enerally fall into bed with the tally

Charlene shares the details of her evening with Darren, including the size of his dick, on our drive to work

“Wait a second—you had sex with him?”

“What? No! Of course not!”

“How do you kno big his wang is? Did he whip it out?”

“I wish I grabbed his junk Just to check—you know? I don’t want to waste his tientleman If I hadn’t made a move, he probably would’ve kissed my cheek and been done with it He has the softest lips, Vi We must have made out for like, I don’t know, an hour?”

“Where did this epic make out session take place?”

“In ht kiss I got carried away, and I felt him up He wants to take me out for dinner next week Maybe we can double date sometime”

“That’d be great” I won’t hold h, just in case Darren ends up in her discard pile

“What about you? Hoas your weekend?”