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It’s been aup to the furry nickname below the belt I must return it to its mostly naked status in case Alex should want to pet it, or kiss it, or bury his wood in it

I root around inkit Typically, I only ency The date is too lastappointment

I heat the wax in the s rather than my cooter, I don’t account for how damn hot it is I have to wait twentyout the beaver pelt without burning myself

Mi the actions of ive a fir It hurts like a son of a bitch

Usually le I trim every week, except it’s all wonky now, so I’m forced to rip that out, too On the final strip, Iin a mottled purple patch It looks like I’ve been punched in the beave Verdict: Beaverscaping is dangerousCoffee isI slept like crap, too anxious and irritated bydate I enlist Charlene to co to have sex with Alex again I simply want to be prepared with a new bra and panties set should all my clothes blow off in a freak wind storm

Charlene heads for the garter belts and corsets I refuse to purchase anything requiring snappy doohickeys or laces I need easy Depending on how e and buy a new pair of ja more adult than Spiderman

I waste twentywith Charlene It’s false advertising Alex is already farown since he saw the andfrilly undies

On ister, I pick out a cute little sleep set Charlene doesn’t approve I argue that not everything I buy has to be sexy

The cashier rings up my purchases It’s more than a hundred bucks, which seeift card, hoping it will cover most of it

“You have 87943 re on your card” She holds it out and waits for me to take it

“Pardon?”

She repeats herself and shows me the receipt with the balance

Charlene grabs it “Alex gave you a thousand dollar gift card to Victoria’s Secret?”