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“What do you want, douche-whore? Haven’t you ruinedsession with your fuckhot teammate? Now you have to disturb my masturbation session, too?”

I cover the receiver to stifle h Masturbation discussions make Buck uncomfortable Probably because he believes he once asked if watching me jill off would constitute incest It’s the saroped me I may have twisted his words in my recount of the events

There’s a whooshing air sound reminiscent of Darth Vader followed by “Holy hell”

This is not Buck

“Hello?”

“Violet?”

“Who’s this?”

“It’s Alex, the fuckhot teaine his cocky smile

“Oh Hi” Well, this is unexpected and rather huh I suppose he’s aware of his hotness, so it shouldn’t be new inforn I like the way he looks

Silence follows Three seconds too late, I have six witty retorts Sadly, the moment for cleverness has passed

“Are you really ain

“No, I’ve alreadystroked ?” The way he’s breathing into the phone makes it sound possible I enjoy the visual this incites; I bet he gets really into it

“What? No,” he says quickly Almost too quickly

“Are you sure? I mean, you didn’t even hesitate at all In fact, you didn’t even wait until I was done asking the question” This is totally untrue “Maybe you’re lying and you have your hand down your pants”

“What? No I’m not, I swear Wait a minute—did you do that?” His voice drops a couple of octaves He sounds intense I try to picture thefacial expression

“Do what?”

“What you said about your beaver, is it true?”

It sounds so ridiculous; I laugh uncontrollably

“Fuck me,” Alex mutters

I stop laughing First off because I think it’s an actual request Secondly, I have this fantastic ie of me underneath him

“It’s true” My voice is all breathy and soft, courtesy of the porno running through my head

“Seriously?” He sounds excited Like really, really excited

“About stroking erous They shouldn’t be stroked”

“Can you stop saying 'beaver'? Look, what are you doing right now?”

“Drinking beer and watching porn, why?” Tomorrow I’m sure I’ll be appropriately ashahly entertained