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The third page of last week’s entertainment section confirrainy two-page spread of Buck with his hand up some wo her face while getting her naked inside a stall—with the door open So dirty

The picture itself isn’t a surprise Hundreds of sih an Internet search Buck has shared his manstick with half the female population in the continental US, and probably a few up in Canada The wo on a random hockey hooker Oh no It’s his former coach’s niece Her name is Fran She’s adorable, and now she looks like a total puck bunny, thanks to Buck

In his defense, he said he didn’t knoho she was He’s not bright and he was hammered, so it likely was an honestways any less abhorrent This little incident is the reason behind his recent trade to the Hawks His return to Chicago ain

“Well, I think they’ve blown this way out of proportion Sidney’s excited to have hih Anyway” She pushes a piece of paper toward me Upon inspection, I realize it’s a plane ticket

I snatch it up and frown “What’s this? Why does it have my name on it? What’s in Atlanta?”

“Surprise!” She does jazz hands “It’s Buck’s first away game with the Hawks”

“Mom, I can’t—”

“We’re going as a fah couple of weeks”

“It’s not my fault Buck can’t keep his dick in his pants and out of his coach’s niece”

“Violet!” Her brow arches and her lips purse as if she’s sucking a lemon “Don’t be so crass! This isn’t about Buck’s” She trails off and gestures below the table

“Yes it is Buck doesn’t care if I coames”

“He was very upset when you couldn’t make the last few Maybe if you’d been at this one”—she points at the otten himself into so much trouble”

“Are you guilting

“Not at all I’ out hypotesticals”

I cough-choke “Do you mean hypotheticals?”