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“Oh, sweet baby Jesus! O!”

The nurse lowered the drape that’d been covering Renata’s lower half from her brother Her brother looked, and then promptly joined his brother-in-law in the corner, his face white as death

I looked over at Renata, glancing fro I could think of to say “So, we made it in time for the birth”

Renata laughed the rest of her way through the contraction she was on

“Oh, yeah,” she wheezed “And they weren’t lying This really does feel like a ring of fire Does it look bad?”

I looked down at Renata’s vagina and tried to hide inas are made to stretch, or I’d be worried you couldn’t come back from this”

She laughed, which then turned into a groan as Renata curled over her belly and started to push

I stepped forward just as the nurse did, too

And together we stood there as the baby fell into the nurse’s hands

“Well…” I said breathlessly “That was fun”

The nurse with her freaked out eyes didn’t see with me

“That was fun” Renata wiped her eyes as the hilarity continued to overtake her “That was not fun! We’re never having another baby Not unless Henley wants to be our surrogate Then I could get on board with that”

Rhys usted sound “That’s just plain weird”

“No, what’s weird is when your brother sees your vagina while you’re giving birth and doesn’t do anything but turn green What’s weird is when your brother’s on his deathbed, and he coets to call you and tell you that he’s going to live That’s weird,” Renata snarled

I stood up “I’ to drink”

Dewight stood up with o with you”

We were out of the rooree

We’d ht “I’m not quite sure you’re allowed to take the baby off the floor”

“Oh, shit” He turned around and went back inside Moments later, he returned sans baby

I gave hiht often?”

He gave me a droll look “You have no idea”

Our walk to the cafeteria was filled with chatter

I asked hoas taking this new fatherhood business, and he said he was still unsure about it all

It e’d arrived at the elevators that so