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“Wow That burned Anyway, yeah, teeks ago It’s been teeks since I got laid”

“Then she must have sucked I remember you went almost a month before you lost your nozzle after that one woman What was her name?”

“Miss Coe?” he asked

“That’s the one Yep”

“Oh, man I’ll never find another lay like her She was so sweet on the outside, but when she gotOn top the entire ti hell, I would’ve let that chick stick a finger up my butt if she wanted I was putty in that wo kne to use it”

“Yeah, never had sex good enough to consider taking it up the butt Sorry”

“Not even with Ca”

“Nope, not even with her She’s sexy as hell and likes soood”

“Uh oh Trouble in paradise?”

“Hardly She’s a great woman She has a carefree attitude that contrasts with mine and helps level me out”

“Oh, shit Is the great Logan Foster thinking about settling down?” he asked

“I’ to get yourself a steady girlfriend and stop risking all these STDs with all these women you sleep with?”

“First of all, protection Second of all, never Being single is way too ht And if I can reht for any woman who cries because I’m not with her, then I owe it to them I owe it to their happiness”

“Oh really So that’s how you paint all this? Charity work?” I asked, chuckling

“Sounds a hell of a lot better than

“Hey, your words, not mine”

“But seriously, you thinking you ht settle doith Ca down type In so me”

“Don’t even say shit like that I’ll slap you if you say shit like that”

“I just don’t want to seeserious, make sure she’s serious, too”

“I’ that when I turned thirty a few s”

“I take it they weren’t sexy things,” he said

“No, they weren’t”

“What were they then?”

“You know, just wondering where o I do know that I want to settle down eventually, maybe have a family”

“Yikes So you really don’t want to get laid ever again,” he said

“Believe it or not, Hunter, having a family doesn’t mean no sex for the rest of someone’s life”