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“Superior penis,” he supplies helpfully

I roll my eyes “Yeah She’s crazy, but she’s not that crazy Just tell her we don’t know, so you can’t know”

“You think that’s good enough for Cassie, dude? Pfft I’et ain?”

“Don’t even fucking think about it”

“Beverly Hills soht?”

“Thatch”

“Oh yeah Beverly Hills Obstetrics It’s listed right on People’s website”

You’ve got to be kidding me

“Thatch, don’t even think about—” I start to say, but he cuts me off

“Well, I gotta go Calls to make…”

“Thatcher Kelly, don’t you fucking—”

“Don’t worry, bro,” he interjects again “I won’t spoil the surprise for you guys”

“Jesus Christ—”

Click

Goddammit!

Quickly, I swipe into e

Me: I will end you, motherfucker I swear on your superior penis, you won’t have anything left for your wife to Lorena Bobbitt if you find soender of my baby to you

The giant bastard responds a minute later

Thatch: I don’t swindle, I sweet-talk

That is so not the fucking point I’e when the girl behind the counter calls my attention

She’s maybe fifteen or sixteen and has so far been absolutely mystified by my requests

“Did you want the sunset the same as the beach scene, sir?”

“Yep Seven by nine feet, thanks”

She shakes her head, presu what she did to deserve to be on shift when I ca on my project for me all the same

Meanwhile, oes off with a text from someone I actually want to talk to

Rocky: You want us to go on a date? Are you really sure that’s a good idea?