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Heidi sighs heavily again, but instead of bitching or trying to strong-arh the situation, she sih her own phone with the other hand “I can —”

My voice melts into a smile immediately as I snatch my phone back from her “We’ll be on our very best behavior,” I say as I cross my heart

She scowls but gets on the phone with so ht back to my phone

Me: I know you’re busy getting stuff done…but how about taking on the role of coach?

Harrison: Coach?

I grin as I type out a response

Me: Suit up, cowboy It’s time to Lamaze

Raquel

Lamaze class is whole lot more erotic than I anticipated…

Harrison’s legs wrap around from behind me, and his chest presses into the heat of my back

In some other world—the movie world—this would be the start to a really erotic scene with a twelve-inch penis, ht in the i the ocean in Bora Bora

But this isn’t show business This is Beverly Hills Obstetrics’in behind me is a precursor to what happens nine months after the hot sex

The penis, however, I have to adhty, oman really wants to split themselves in half with a baseball bat?

Not me

I nearly faint at the idea of what I would have done if I’d taken Harrison’s pants down to his ankles on the night ofand found a bazooka barrel inWell-endowed, even But thankfully for e liive the trunks of fifty-year-old oak trees a run for their money

“You all right?” Harrison whispers into the shell of my ear from behind me

I jump, but not before a shiver takes over my whole body

“Yeah,” I croak out as evenly as possible—not like I was picturing his penis and co it to the barrel of heavy artillery and breakfast meats and tree trunks