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Cap: I’ve ht

He’s so full of shit that even he has to know

Me: Uh-huh, whatever you say, dude And yes, I’ll see you at Thatch’s toht

Fuck Tomorrow When I actually have to face the honesty music with my closest friends

Cap: Okay, honey I’ll bring your light beer and a copy of People so we can go over the best and worst dressed

I don’t even bother telling him to fuck off Instead, I put the phone down and put the Golden Globes back on

It may be pure torture, but for today, I’ll take it

Without a direct phone call fro on in Rocky’s and my baby’s lives

Harrison

The aro on the ht

Ever since I arrived at Thatch’s aparto, honesty about ue But with this group, it’s not easy to take a stroll down Serious Lane If anything, the longer the normal, ridiculous chitchat continues, the further away frooes

All aboard! Next stop, Nowhere Rational! Choo! Motherfucking Choo!

“My dick’s a great white, son,” Thatch challenges Cap at the top of his lungs, and my internal reaction is equal parts a in the bedroo Duuun dun Duuun dun Dun dun dun dun—”

“Ruby calls ,” Cap retorts before Thatch can finish, perpetuating a ridiculous competition that started, if you can believe it, when Milo started talking about taking Maybe swi with the dolphins

The caiven the conversation I need to so it up before everyone starts tapping out froht to head home to their wives and kids