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Proponents of a plant-based diet? Fools

But no, I know the truth Eggs—and the recipes that go with them—are all stroked by the hands of Satan upon entrance to the world

“Raquel,” h my master bathroom door “Raquel, doll? Can you hear me?”

I groan as s farther now, beyond the seat and into the toilet bowl, and lift a perfectly executed bird into flight behind me

“We’re supposed to be in the car in five o Schwin”

Fao Schwin right now? Certainly not me

Another wave of nausea rolls through ain I’m half convinced this meal multiplied insideit back up Honestly, I only drea able to eat this much actual food I’m a woman in Hollywood, for God’s sake

I reach up to find the lever to flush and watch as the churned-up mess swirls its way around the bowl and down the pipes

Fucking gross It’s safe to say that’s the last ti hollandaise sauce for a while

“You knoe’ve been fighting for , sweetie We can’t afford toIroom

I roll ymnastics

My situation, as it were, is that I’ht stand with an unnaturally attractive alo

Oh, and I should probably ht stand My first, well, one-night anything that involves sex Think the Virgin Mary, but only, instead of an immaculate conception, there was a one-ti scenario that led to a certified knocking up