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And when he cracked hi his credit card while trying to swipe a stripper’s breasts, it was my turn to question his mental stability

And it wasn’t that hearing about hi at a strip club bothered me, it was more the way he co nice compliments here By the end of his stupid story, I knew the exact locations of Lacey Lou’s cellulite and stretch marks

You’d think Jess was some kind of perfect specimen without any flaws, but obviously, that’s not the case No one is perfect Jess is a bit of an egotistical prick And I guarantee Lacey Lou is dalory, cellulite and stretch marks and all

The rest of the evening stayed smack-dab in the middle of aard I spilled marinara sauce on my white blouse And when he asked ht, Ito be at work in the

Technically, I wasn’t lying I mean, I am at work today, but it wasn’t even nine o’clock by that point in the evening Unless I was a seventy-year-old wo news, I was one hundred percent exaggerating my usual bedtime

Needless to say, it was a sad, sad dating experience, and I’d rather strip with Lacey Lou than repeat a date with Uncle Jesse

Instead ofhim back, I click out of the app and call the one person who needs to hear ent down

Lena answers on the second ring

“I was literally just about to call you”

I grin “Is that so?”

“Of course, girl,” she responds “I need to hear about your date last night”

“There is nothing to hear”

“What do you mean?”

“Jess is literally not worth talking about,” I comment

“That bad?”

“I was home by nine”

A laugh fills ood”

“Tell me about it,” I mutter and pick at a few pieces of lint on o on another date with that man”