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In the 21st Century United States of A a baby probably qualifies Although I’ve never been married or had a baby, so… problem not solved

I guess the other closest possibility for a single woinity… but that happened for me when I was 17, and I sure as hell didn’t feel like a woe boyfriends Or any ‘boyfriend,’ really

He was the first one that h

But we’ll get to that soon enough

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My name is Lily Ross Born in Charlotte, North Carolina, went to the University of Georgia, got a business degree with a psychology e, finally ot hired at a prestigious consulting firh in a terrible position for next to no pay

But I’, mind you! (Not much, anyway) It was a job, I had eles! Colamorous cities in the world!

That lamorous side of it until waaaaay after I arrived

Also, Anh had an apartment in Hollywood! Land of movie stars, the silver screen, the place where dreaht?

Wrong

Hollywood as an idea – the ‘dreauess that’s still valid But Hollywood the ‘place’? The geographic location you’ll find on Google Maps? All the filo Except Pararaveyard, so let that tell you so

Our Hollyweird apartment is down the street froe’ parlor

That was my first introduction to reality versus fantasy

I know these are all boring details to you, but I guess I bring it up for a couple of reasons

One: as you’ll see very shortly, ether quickly and very dangerously

Two: I was intiot out here It’s like the best skin/hair/boob gene pool duround in the country (And if you want soeons in Beverly Hills will gladly sell it to you) Soirl from every town in America comes out here to try to h on your self-esteem

However, as my dad used to say, sometimes even a blind squirrel finds a nut