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“Okay,” she said, probably mollified by the ‘too sexy’ part

“It’s so nice you’re pi out my roommate to your friend,” I jeered

“Whatever If Shanna wants to sleep with hiht?”

“Hell yeah,” Shanna agreed

“You’d be good for hiood of a kid He needs to unwind What’s that line from Ferris Bueller? If you stuck a piece of coal up his ass, you’d have a diamond in a week”

“He’s fine,” I snapped

“He’s uptight,” Shanna disagreed, as though she pitied Ryan

“Why are you interested in hih school”

“I’h school,” Derek teased

“Not anymore, you’re not”

“Oooh, burn,” he laughed

“He’s in a band,” Shanna explained

“Lots of guys are in bands,” I said, a little snarkily

Derek looked offended “Hey!”

“Yeah, but he’s talented,” Shanna pointed out “He and Derek could really get famous”

“Thank you, Shanna,” Derek said “At least somebody believes in me”

“Whatever,” I said, trying to suppress a smile I looked in the rearview mirror “That’s the only reason you like Ryan? Because he’s in a band that ood-looking?”

“Ohhhh, seeht be a tay street,” Derek teased

“Shut up Well?” I asked Shanna

“Well, yeah, those things, too,” she said offhandedly, like they weren’t really in her top ten list Then she got enthusiastic again “And he’s taaaall I like tall guys They usually have big dicks”

“SHANNA!” I yelled at her

She shrugged “I knohat I like”

Derek was laughing his ass off “She knohat she likes,” he said to onna do?

His reaction made me feel weird

Like, uncomfortably turned-on

Kevin’s was perfectly normal-sized, and I liked it a lot – at least, I liked the way it felt during sex Otherwise it was kind of funny-looking That was

But if Kevin had heard Shanna just now, he would have gotten sullen and quiet and then asked ht?”