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I had never been so turned on by everyday bath products in my life

The student center h they play an odd assortn ay and lesbian movies, old movies – if you’ve never seen it, the UGA student unionmovie theater has probably shown it They occasionally shod-pleasers, and apparently Eastern Proh it fit coory, as well

It esome Dark and brutal and sad in places, but romantic and awesome overall

Viggo Mortenson’s ass wasn’t half bad, either

Although it paled in comparison to Derek Kane’s… which I hadn’t even seen naked yet

And I’m never, ever GOING to, I toldto keep my eyes off his rear end

“You hungry?” he asked me as alked out into the purple-skied dusk

I was, but I was going to say ‘no’ We’d gone to see a movie; that was halfway innocent But dinner and a e too far

Only probleh

“I thought we could grab a bite to eat and talk about it,” he said “I always like doing that with friends – going to seeabout them afterward”

Oh

Well… if he did that all the time with friends…

I had a stray thought that ain, but I pushed it out of my head

“I could eat souilty as soon as the words came out of my mouth

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We went to a gyro place on Main Street, directly across froe The place is the rattiest restaurant ever, with decades’ worth of greasy s the walls The tables are rickety and never clean, and the place has a scary-ass health rating

But their gyro’s are aweso near the door as you walk in And the feta cheese sauce they put on the pitas is to die for And the prices are reasonable, so of course it’s insanely popular with college students

We waited in line and then ordered What was interesting was that all the guys working behind the counter kneho Derek was, and shouted out as soon as they saw him walk in

“What up, bro!”

“Hey in’?”

“Yo, D!”

They were all alternative-looking guys, ht have factored into the low health score posted in the ) I have no doubt inout to see them

The only girl working was a waitress, and she looked at Derek, too – but with love-s eyes