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I did, but I wasn’t about to admit it

“You can’t claier”

“Danger?!” he exclaiood luck You should always follow my advice”

“Yeah, I can iine what that advice would be”

“Can you now?” he said with a seductive smile

I’ off and naked bodies writhing around

Then I ieous, absolutely perfect –

STOP it

“Yeah,” I said, and tried to sound as disapproving as possible “So your advice would be a recipe for disaster”

He looked thoughtful as soon as I said it “That’s good… I should write a song called ‘Recipe For Disaster’”

“You should name your band ‘Recipe For Disaster’”

“How coly

“I try”

“But we’ve already got a name”

“Which is…?”

“Inward Spiral”

Okay, that was the best possible answer he could have given me

It’s a lot easier to ignore a gorgeous, buff, Greek god’s advances when he starts talking about his pretentiously nae band

I tried to be polite, though “Um… okay, that’s very…”

I must have made a face, because he became ever-so defensive “Very what?”

I paused

“Don’t all spirals go inwards?” I asked

“Well, they noro down,” he said in his deep, smoky voice

Noas thinking of hi me beneath my waist…

STOP IT

I forced rimace “What a clever double entendre”

“I have no idea what you mean,” he said with faux innocence

I gave hiht little smile and squinted like, Suuuuure you don’t

“Are you one of those chicks?” he asked