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“What exactly are the rules for bringing dates to eddings?” I asked “I didn’t get an invitation per se, so I can’t exactly send back a response card with a ‘plus one’ Then again, Gabriel is a groo You, on the other hand, got an invitation, but it’s addressed to you alone Are you allowed a ‘plus one’?”

“I haven’t been invited to a wedding in about ninety years,” Dick adure out what those little pieces of tissue between the envelopes are for”

“Zeb said you guys are doing so this weekend Do I have to give you the ‘Allow my friend to be hurt by one of your less-than-reputable acquaintances, and you’ll wake up with ions’ speech?”

“No,” he said, grinning broadly

“Good, because the title gives away the ending”

Dick ain”

“Well, do you have any other hoht try to frame me for murder?”

He made a rude handMr Wainwright out from the shelves to scold Dick for his lack of chivalry

“In estures like that at ladies,” he said, drawing hiht All five feet and six inches of him Osteoporosis had not been kind

Dick grinned lazily, unashamed “Once you spend more time with her, Gilbert, you’ll understand”

Mr Wainwright’s eyes narrowed, staring “Do I know you?”

“Yes,” Dick said He winked at me “See you later, Stretch”

“Do you know him?” I asked after Dick left

He shook his head “I have no idea I have a much better memory for books than for people”