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Also, why? Why is he shaving his fucking balls? What on earth could a seventy-five-year-old ?

Fuck Don’t even go there Ignorance is bliss and all that

“And what in the hell has you bursting through godda Still Fucking Shaving

“There were loud noises,” I, for soht you were hurt”

“I dropped the vacuuet your ass out of here? Or should I have you reach the tough part in the back?”

No, no, God, no

“I’ my eyes until I’ like et out of his bedroom

And I don’t look back It’s going to be a long-ass purgatory, staying here with him

But look on the bright side, hbor to play tricks on and a bedroom door to fix

September 11th, Friday

Carly

“Hi, Tok-ers! Ya girl Stella here!” are the first words I hear upon waking up and

Good God

I’ to think it shouldn’t have taken a tailbone fracture fora closer eye on our mother

My mind starts to show traumatic flashbacks of her “WAP” dance video, and I shutstraight for the coffeepot in the kitchen

It’s going to take et over that Like, I’m pretty sure I’ll be on s I see before the lights go out

I grab the bag of coffee froet toa fresh pot

Once I have the water in the canister and the lid closed, I pull my phone out of my pocket and shoot Willow a quick text I e debacle, but Stella was on a tear about doingas she’s kind of limited by her broken ass, I had to domy mom around for the entire day, I passed out on ot the rest of the world existed

But this is probably for the best anyway Willow is norht thirty, latest She’s evidently one of those people who thrives in the s If it weren’t for her, I wouldn’t even believe people like that exist

Me: Did you know our mother is on TikTok? Or that she has over 200,000 followers?

I can’t not tell her It’s too good and too insane She’ll stress out about it, but if I can’t share this kind of shit with a sister, I don’t want one

Willow: What the hell is TikTok?