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Emotion wells up infriends, but I’
"You don’t sound too excited about this," Tucker comments twenty minutes later He holds the door to the con decorated with balloons greets us "This process is so hard that I have to learn how to breathe? That’s not normal"
"You watch any of those YouTube videos?"
"God no I didn’t want to psych myself out Did you?"
"A few"
"And?"
He givese use brass balls to describe so, because after the second video, my balls tried to climb inside my body Plus, my YouTube history is officially fucked"
"Ha Exactly why I didn’t watch any" I wag a warning finger at hi the birth or you’ll never want to have sex with s his hand down my spine to rest it on top ofin size "This ass is et after childbirth?"
He grins broadly "Why not both?"
Before I can respond, a curly-haired older lady wearing a rainbow-colored peasant skirt sweeps forward to greet us "Welcome to Labor of Love workshop! I’m Stacy!"
"John Tucker and Sabrina James" Tuck introduces us both
Stacy doesn’t shake his hand Instead, she esture "Please find ato be too hippy dippy for a mats spaced out on the floor The room is mostly full, but we find an e I think that’s the definition of hippy dippy" Tucker helpsyou injections instead?"
"Maybe?" I’ I read that there are cooing to opt for the epidural
The lights dim and Stacy moves deeper into the room, hands still folded in prayer
"I think she knows so we don’t," Tuckerall the ti to make childbirth pain free"
The man next to us clears his throat Tucker chuckles softly, but we both shut up
In the front of the room, Stacy turns on a projector The words "Welcome to Labor of Love" appear And then she proceeds to read off the slide
"We’re here to help ease you through the labor process The anizations feed you an endless supply of fear and paranoia, but the truth is that childbirth does not have to be a painful experience Today ill start our journey to a joyful and pleasurable labor These three classes will help you refocus your negative feelings, drawing in serenity and pushing out fear"