Page 3 (2/2)

"I like them," I protest "…for the hour or so I use theuy who brought down the average

"Do you reh?"

I shudder "First, thank you very little for bringing that badthere aren’t duds Just that the odds are better with an athlete"

"And the hockey players are duds?" Carin asks

I shrug "I wouldn’t know I didn’t ax them from my list of potentials because of their perfored jerks who get special favors froo," Hope urges

"Nope Hockey players don’tout on" Carin licks her lips with exaggerated lasciviousness "That one guy on the team with the beard? I want to knohat that feels like Beards are on ainst hockey players just means more for you"

"I’m on board with this, but…" She smirks "Need I remind you that you hooked up with the h That’s a reminder I never need to hear

"First, I was totally drunk," I grumble "Second, that was sophomore year And third, he’s the reason I’ve sworn off hockey players"

Even though Briar University has a chae The guys ear skates are treated like gods Case in point--Dean Heyward-Di Laurentis He’s a poli sci ether, including Statistics in our sopholed

Everyone but Dean, as screwing the TA

And--shocker!--she gave him an A, which he absolutely did not deserve I know this for a fact, because ere paired together for the final assigne he turned in

When I found out he aced it, I wanted to chop his dick off It was so unfair I worked my butt off in that course Hell, I workMy every accomplishment is stained with ets the world handed to hiain," Hope stage-whispers to Carin

"She’s thinking about how Di Laurentis got an A in that one class," Carin shout-whispers back "She really does need to get laid How long has it been?"

I start to flip her off again when it occurs to me that I can’t reuy That was in Septehten up "Ha! See? It’s only been a little over a ency"

"Girl, soo aball of stress, whichat least…daily," she decides

"Every other day," Carin argues "Give her lady garden some time to rest"

Hope nods "Fine But no rest for the pussy tonight--"

I snort in laughter

"You hear that, B? You’ve been fed, you had an afternoon nap, and now you need some sexy times," Carin declares