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"I will give it you," he answered, "with full directions When youlady who seems resolutely determined not to speak, or who, if coives a brief affirative---"

"A case in point," interrupted Cecilia

"Well, thus circumstanced," he continued, "the remedy I have to propose consists of three topics of discourse"

"Pray what are they?"

"Dress, public places, and love"

Cecilia, half surprised and half diverted, waited a fuller explanation without giving any interruption

"These three topics," he continued, "are to answer three purposes, since there are no less than three causes fro ladies may proceed: sorrow, affectation, and stupidity"

"Do you, then," cried Cecilia, "give nothing at all to ive much to it," he answered, "as an excuse, nay almost as an equivalent for wit; but for that sullen silence which resists all encouragement, modesty is a mere pretence, not a cause"

"You must, however, be somewhat more explicit, if you mean that I should benefit from your instructions"

"Well, then," he answered, "I will briefly enumerate the three causes, with directions for the three in with sorrow The taciturnity which really results from that is attended with an incurable absence of mind, and a total unconsciousness of the observation which it excites; upon this occasion, public places may sometimes be tried in vain, and even dress may fail; but love--"

"Are you sure, then," said Cecilia, with a laugh, "that sorrow has but that one source?"

"By no ry, orpompoon, or a chaperon to an assembly may have been taken ill--"

"Bitter subjects of affliction, indeed! And are these all you allow us?"

"Nay, I speak but of young ladies of fashion, and what of greater irief of the fair patient proceeds from papa, mama, or the chaperon, then the mention of public places, those endless incentives of displeasure between the old and the young, will draw forth her co their own cure, for those who lament find speedy consolation: if the milliner has occasioned the calamity, the discussion of dress will have the same effect; should both these medicines fail, love, as I said before, will be found infallible, for you will then have investigated every subject of uneasiness which a youthful feed to you," cried Cecilia, bowing, "for granting them motives of sorrow so honourable, and I thank you in the name of the whole sex"