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Prologue

Andrew Christiansen

It’s a list

As if I have nothing better to do with s to check off a list There’s no getting out of it because rown man, pinky swear before I left California, and I always keep my word, or in this case, my pinky swears So here I ah on my plate

Lie in the grass in the nearest park at 9:17 AM on a sunny weekday

Eradicate negative vibes from the apartment on the sixth Thursday after arrival

Perform in front of an audience (Work doesn’t count, Andrew)

Read Shakespeare on the steps of the New York Public Library just after ht

Number five

“What isIt’s like she doesn’t knowon my mind

I review it once net on the side of the fridge I’ve gone over this list more tih? I ask myself that question every time I read it

This week is not the tiuilt trip onit I can’t “Sorry, Mom”

Maybe next week

Or not

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Teeks and a few days later

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Why arass stains and the scent of the outdoors?