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Chapter 3: Xiao Xiao Lan, Part One – translated by Nausica&au, s at those two males like an infatuated idiot… Doesn’t he know just how potent his current appearance is? Just wait until the Elf or that De hio save hiot to introduce myself I’m Min Lan Lan, but everyone callsLan, so she’s Xiao Lan, and since I’ of this, I couldn’t help but shake ain Never mind that my mom’s ability to choose names is subpar, but even that dad of mine, Min Gui Wen, who’s reputed to have an IQ of 200, fails in an equally sha nah I’ called Xiao Xiao Lan
Just how ser thanthat beautiful elven bishie and cool deive a fine fifteen-year oldMing justthis, I resentfully shouted, "Let’s go, Long Ming, you pig head"
Long Ming turned his head toward elic face, he said innocently, "Alright, we’re leaving now! You don’t have to be so entler towards ladies," Elf said in a rather displeased tone, and even the aloof demon hottie shot a cold look at me!
The real "lady" here is me! I wailed inwardly, Sob sob! I want to be protected by hot guys too!
"Why were you two trapped here?" I asked, feeling it was strange It couldn’t be that the two had come here to elope? No, no, no These two bishies were definitely not… They treated the busty Long Ming very well, so they shouldn’t be gay, right?
The elf and de but couldn’t For the longest tiain, unable to utter a single word At this point, Long Ming said in an annoyed tone, "Xiao Xiao Lan, every person has secrets What do you think you’re doing, prying into other people’s affairs?"
I just asked because I was curious!
Dissatisfied, I pouted and followed the other three back to the village Along the way, I watched as Elf and De aside branches and even spreading a cloak on the ground, like they were afraid Long Ming would step in mud But just when I was also about to step on the cloak, De me to fall flat on my face!
What’s with this difference in treat and I were leading Elf and De and waiting anxiously by the village entrance Upon seeing the four of us, all of thee chief was even more moved, and he patted Elf and Deot out alright"
"You guys are on really good ter this, Elf, and even the aloof Deht! Everyone cal to Infinite City with Long Ming and Xiao Xiao Lan," the village chief said as he wiped his tears and prevented everyone froe chief turned his head toward the four of us and happily said, "All of you must be extremely careful; the road to Infinite City will by no means be a peaceful one Infinite City itself is also not a place to take lightly All of you st yourselves"
The four of us nodded our heads
"Hey! Buy some more potions before you leave Since I can finally be rid of you, I’ll even throw in a twenty percent discount," said the NPC lady fro a bunch of health and mana potions in her hands and wore an expression that plainly said "get-the-hell-out-of-here-you-pests"
"What kind of attitude is that? In any case, I’ve visited your store a nuet rid of us that badly?" I asked in a sour tone, especially upon seeing Long Ming as saying goodbye to the village chief, weapons store NPC, and class change NPC All of them wore very sorrowful expressions on their faces and looked very reluctant to let him leave So as it like this withyou can to bring down the prices I’er to see such a bad customer like you leave," the NPC lady snapped back, her face full of loathing
"Oh? For an NPC like you, who always greets custoain either!" I responded fiercely, without forgetting to pointedly extend er
The NPC lady’s face flushed red, and with a heave, she threw over the red and blue potions and shouted, "Scraain"
After she finished saying this, the NPC lady turned away and left furiously
"She didn’t have to be so mean," I mumbled to myself resentfully At the saht her eyes looked a little red…
Right at thisa long and loud sigh, he shook his head as he remarked, "An ill-fated relationship Such an ill-fated relationship!"
I walked toward Long Ming
"Long Ming, are you done saying goodbye? Let’s go"
"Cough, cough," the village chief coughed forcefully and in the blink of an eye,far into the distance, he said, "Love is really an illogical thing, wouldn’t you say so?"
"I guess!" I answered irritably This dae chief definitely knew that, in le boyfriend, and that’s why he was deliberately rily, "Let’s go, Long Ming"
Long Ming nodded and followed ether with Elf and Demon Thirteen, the four of us prepared to leave
"Wait!" the village chief gave a furious shout
The four of us froze mid-step, and in unison, we turned to look back with puzzled expressions on our faces
"Have you not discovered her feelings for you?" the village chief asked in a disbelieving tone
An expression of sudden realization dawned onabout that! I i
"Of course I have Even though she and I have had our differences, I still understand her feelings"
On everyone’s faces appeared an "oh-so-you-actually-knew" expression
I lifted up a belt of potions "She’s actually pretty nice Seeing that I’ve been to her place for over a ave these potions to me for free She has an awful temper, but she still has a sense of ethics when it co was even crying as he apologized to everyone, "I’ her well"
After Long Ming finished apologizing to everyone, he grabbed hold of the back of e with Elf and De looks on their faces, following behind But I still couldn’t figure it out
Just what did I say wrong?
"Xiao Xiao Lan, you probably don’t need to carry a bunch of potions at hand We already have Long Ming as a priest," the Elf kindly suggested
I glanced at Long Ming’s innocent face and was re desperately, there would always be an angel sleeping and drooling under the shade of the trees I distributed a few jars of health and mana potions to Elf and Demon Thirteen To the two clueless people, I said earnestly, "Trustdays, I found myself extremely thankful for the addition of Elf and Deh the latter alore a dour look on his face, as though he had lost millions of dollars to someone who promised to pay him back but never did As expected, the increase in battle power caused our tea speed
Whenever a monster approached us, I instantly rushed to the front lines to defend, while Elf would shoot arrows fro in onall the monsters that came near, and when the situation on the front lines took a turn for the worse, Demon Thirteen’s Frozen Arrow Burst, a technique hich I had a love-hate relationship, proved even more indispensable I just hoped that those frozen arroouldn’t get shot intowas, of course, perfor the battle, he was responsible for sleeping, and after we finished fighting he would conveniently wake up, eat, and then do his job by throwing a few healing spells
Being a priest is such a nice profession! I thought, grinding uys to hold on to those potions," I chided them from the side, and the two desperately nodded their heads
"I’ave a huge stretch, then proceeded to lie down lazily on the hammock that Elf and Demon Thirteen had set up for hies
I took a rusty hatchet and began to furiously hack at a tree Demon Thirteen walked pastthe firewood, don’t forget to pitch the tent"
Having said this, he took a freshly-picked coconut, which even had a straw stuck into it, and walked to Long Ming’s side, so’s hand
What’s with this difference in treat so far as to steal the cool, silent type of guy I liked best I brandished the hatchet violently, i that the tree before ’s, and hacked it into bits and pieces, thus proclai up the firewood, I thren the hatchet and went to pitch the tent, ’s halare at him fiercely
"Elf said to pitch two tents One is forMing said while grinning broadly
Dissatisfied, I growled, "Why do you get a whole tent to yourself?!"
"What? Not satisfied?" Long Ming’s s able to sleep with two hotties is a rare opportunity, yet you want to let this heaven-bestowed chance pass by?"
That’s right! As if suddenly struck by lightning, I realized that I could sleep with a beautiful elf and a handso
Thinking of this, I happily prepared to go to the lakeside to pitch two tents and even Long Ming’s lewd san to pitch the tents First, set up thethe tents Next, throw the cloth on top
Whoosh!
I continued to happily pitch the tent for me and the two hotties All that’s left is to nail down the four corners of the tent, and then, we can sleep!
"Idiot! Are you deaf?" An angel, a demon, and an elf simultaneously roared
"What?" I looked toward the other three, not co deaf In any case, I was doingshouted as he pointed behindout
Behind me? Isn’t the lake behind me? What’s there to see? Is it possible that there are sharks in the lake? Coer knowledge of biology, if a shark came out of a lake, that would definitely constitute an extraordinary phenomenon However, if a clam came out of a lake, that would still be considered possible Following this line of reasoning, I should be more surprised to see a shark in this lake than a clam… But at this moment, the situation was the exact opposite I saw a clareater than if I had seen a shark
With great difficulty I recovered e claer than a person, and it was alive and standing… or rather, floating on the surface of the lake
"That’s not the point! Look, look! It actually has eyes," shouted Long Ming, sounding like he was going crazy
"Oh!"
I peered closely and above the clam’s pink and extre as yelloatermelons With a very serious expression on , so I never noticed whether clams had eyes or not Now I finally know--as it turns out, clams have eyes after all"
"Do clams…have eyes?" Elf and De olden hair a disheveledthe two males, who stared at him ide eyes
Sudden silence fell over the scene, and the hysterical angel finally recognized his own loss of self-composure He turned his head away, sprayed on soed his hair back into its original position He turned back and, putting on an innocent, angelic look, said, "I want to eat cla assu the two bishies into action Elf and Deave in; as one raised his bow and arrow and the other aaura that clearly said, "The fair lady wishes to eat, and ill obey even at the cost of our lives!"
However, I didn’t knohy, but even I, who also loved to eat clams, didn’t dare attack this clam I couldn’t help but feel that this claerous aura see from it…
I didn’t knohy, but since I was little, s that have eyes!"
That’s henever we ate fish at ho out the eyes beforehand Naturally, I didn’t dare eat anything with eyes--evenas yelloatermelons as the clam in front of me did
"Take this! Continuous Arrow!"
With the fair lady watching, Elf deth and sile one at the clam But, as expected, that clam was no ordinary clam It closed itself up, and its solid shell easily deflected all five arrows After deflecting the arrows, the clae eyes fixed on Elf as if it werethis, Elf covered his face with both hands as he sank to his knees Listening to hiDrill Arrows and so on
"He raised his h, and in a flash, ten meteors sped toward the clam Just as I was about to witness the co all the meteors, and with a snap of its shell, it forcibly sed De by the lake
After sing Demon Thirteen, the clam appeared to be unsatisfied, and it instantly rolled beside the sli Ming and I, ere standing to the side, were both scared witless; it was only then that we found out that ht after all; things with eyes should not be randoan to th to rock itself up and down, left and right, once in a while even doing a 720-degree spin As I watched, an to spin--what’s ht I heard a shout that sounded like "Help!" originate fro tihtly and spat out two people They were an awful sight to behold; Elf and Deh they had just been extracted froround Not only did they appear boneless, they were also coe eyes to look straight at Elf and Demon Thirteen, and froainst cla and I opened our eyes wide No way… Could it be that this cla strength, but could even talk?
Seeing that Elf and Deain moved toward them, and repeated, this tiainst clams?"
"Hey, AnRui! The way yer daddy sees it, they don’t have any strength left to discrihed as he stated the facts
Immediately, I looked tohere the voice had come from A cool, heavily- on a tree branch, wearing a look of delight on his face as though he was enjoying watching us suffer
Upon hearing the crew-cut man’s words, the clam lowered itself to look closely at Elf and De that the tere really unconscious did it raise its head to reply, "XiMen Feng, you’re late"
"Oy oy, it’s your fault for hitting me that far Do you know much trouble it was just to walk back here? I would have been smashed to a pulp if I hadn’t putTechnique back when I had first been sent flying by you Otherwise, who knobellowed resentfully
"XiMen Feng’s the one anted to follow AnRui"
"Shut up! That guy Prince hasn’t appeared for so long, who’s yer daddy supposed to follow if not you?" The crew-cut man jumped down from the tree branch, walked in front of the clam, and even boldly leaned on the clalanced at each other, and I immediately dashed in front of the crew-cutlooked startled, and then pounded his chest and said, "No duh Of course I know Prince I’ve known hi and I both had puzzled looks on our faces, and Long Ming even pulled me aside and muttered into my ear, "He said he’s known Prince for uy called XiMen is also an NPC"
I openedMing rolled his eyes "Just what NPC here acts like an NPC?"
I bit ued with ain over the job change quest require who slept and drooled on the job, not even noticing if his weapons were stolen I shook my head
"None of them"