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Chapter 1: The Title of the Undefeatable King – translated by Evangeline
"Fairsky, have your feelings really changed?"
"Gee, I never realized that Sunshine was such a charrasp before we even noticed"
As soon as we returned to Infinite City, everyone gathered around us and bombarded Fairsky and Sunshine with questions The embarrassed and cornered couple had no choice but to answer the rush of interrogations Everyone’s faces were grinning with their blessings for Sunshine and Fairsky Only Lolidragon, who knew the whole story, wasn’t grinning I spied her sighing from the corner of my eye
"In any case, ish the two of you all the best!" Everyone laughed joyously
"Th-thanks everyone," Fairsky sta Fairsky and Sunshine, everyone Now coon’s explanation of the latest patch for Second Life" Wolf-dàgē grinned and beckoned to us
Everyone quieted down and looked at Lolidragon, and so she started to explain the details of the patch "TheSecond Life more realistic Some common aspects of everyday life that weren’t necessary before are now required For exaame, you didn’t have to shower or bathe because your body would never get dirty, but after the patch is installed, if you didn’t shower after a day of fighting, the stench would become unbearable"
Take a bath? I suddenly reuy, I have never seenbaths, wouldn’t I have to look at it? Aheht that the first ti the incident where I collected the dragon ones for gold), would be on in to explain my emotions…
"Prince, if you are afraid to wash that part of your body, I can help you! Just relax and spread your legs…" Lolidragon’s sarcastic res?! I thought, Are you delivering a baby? I couldn’t stop on
"But you still have to go to the toilet by yourself," Lolidragon o to the toilet too? My mind went blank for ao to the toilet as well?
"Second, except for the ones involved in training, the NPC population is going to be decreased For instance, the NPC shopkeepers in the Sun, Moon and Star cities will disappear eventually and be replaced by real players" When she saw that I was still led to herself and then continued her explanation After she had finished her sentence, Yu Lian-dàsăo frowned
"Although it wouldn’t cost any more e" Yu Lian-dàsăo ood or bad news
Finally, Lolidragon uttered the most important part of the explanation "I think the e in the patch is that Sun, Moon and Star City will be open for conquering by players"
"So, the rurinned "What does everyone have in o and conquer them!" A spark danced in White Bird’s eyes, as if she had been waiting for this moment all her life
"Conquer the three cities; unite the Central Continent!" Nan Gong Zui tossed down the eight words strongly The determination and passion which shone clearly in his eyes had infected the others as well, causing everyone’s heartbeats to speed up with joy and excite some rest isn’t possible anymore…Sob! Why am I so unlucky?! I had just cooing to die fro how to take down the cities Thankfully everyone knows that I am a military idiot, so it makes no difference whether or not I listen to the discussion… But, as the Liege Lord, I can’t just go and take a nap, right? Though I really do want to…
"The first thing we should do is to decide on a plan of attack With the three cities open for conquering, there are probably a lot of other players who are planning to take thee over theress these days This is all thanks to the Infinite Band, and especially to our lord" White Bird bowed to ht and nod ives me the creeps every time I see White Bird’s respectful attitude towards me…
White Bird continued, "I think that if we take down one of the cities first, it will only be a matter of time before we conquer the other two cities as well"
"H just one city, which one would be the best choice?" Broken Sword thought out loud
"How about Moon City?" Nan Gong Zui suggested "Moon City used to be the Righteous Blades’ base, so it’s fareat help in battle"
"Yeah! Let take down Moon City!" Everyone roared excitedly
"Moon City, is it?" I stood up, looking in the direction of Moon City So that venerable city with the ancient Chinese the to be baptized with the fires of war? How sad…
Lolidragon’s insensitive voice echoed out, "If you are trying to look in the direction of Moon City, then I a in the exact opposite direction"
"…So, what should I do?" Auto Zui
"Prince, what’s your current level?" Zui suddenly askedsince I checkedexists I called up the system menu and read out truthfully, "Level 76!"
"Level 76? That ranks around the hundredth place in the player rankings" Nan Gong Zui thought out loud, and then he turned to h"
"Of the five liege lords on and gained their own land in each of the East, West, South, North and Central Continents, your level seems to be the lowest," White Bird said carefully with a frown, as if she orried that her words would anger hed foolishly It’s not my fault! After the tourna the ti and Yun level up or I was running around the continent trying to solve hidden quests I barely gained any levels during that ti tour, I didn’t evenout that I had only dropped down to the hundredth place in the list, I should be chuckling secretly
"Hence, e for so you train," White Bird requested very politely
"Arrange for soo train with Odd Squad?" All in all, I wasour natural coordination would be best
White Bird looked troubled "The members of Odd Squad have important roles in the military and administrative departments, so they may not have the time to train with you"
"Is that so?" I felt a little down I wonder how long it has been since I last trained with everyone in Odd Squad?
"Prince, don’t be disappointed We will coē laughed and slapped me heartily on the back
"Well, at least Gui, Wicked, and Phoenix will go withtoward those three
"I want to go with His Highness–" Gui didn’t even finish his sentence before Fairsky and Sunshine gagged hi! The a up in the Construction Departh to bury rab Gui firer, boain!" Fairsky ordered Sunshine with self-righteous indignation, and Sunshine followed her orders obediently like a whipped husband This harmonious couple shares such deep bonds…
"I…" Wicked had barely spoken a hen suddenly Nan Gong Zui and Broken Sword both rested their hands on his shoulder and s ‘Don’t even dream about it; you will never step out of this castle! Surrender to your fate!’
Phoenix didn’t even dare utter a single word Though in all fairness, even I wouldn’t dare go against Yu Lian-dàsăo’s fe alone?" I looked at the trio, the disappointe for soain, looking slightly troubled "But I hope that my lord can exude an aura of royalty in front of those people so as to avoid disappointing our subordinates"
I showed a troubled expression as well and asked in confusion, "How do I exude an aura of royalty?"
"Basically, just put on your blood elf façade, and you’ll be fine," Lolidragon explained
"Maintaining that tiresohed The blood elf isn’t even the real me! Why does everyone like the fakeat the five pairs of eyes sparkling with adoration and reverence, I wondered how , as standing to the side, wasn’t also sending looks of adoration at me Unfortunately, his/her hateful expression wasn’t exactly soothing, either
"By Coive all we have in order to help our lord level up, so our first and prie Lord Does everyone understand?" the leading warrior called out to the rest
"Of course! Our lord is the er, I will heal the lord first Don’t bla this time was, of course, a priest The excessive reverence in his eyes made me feel that I was in the shrine of the Goddess of the Sea
"Don’t worry my lord, ill protect you carefully and will prevent anyyou!" The archer vowed todeterto level up then? I felt absolutely exasperated in e Lord doesn’t need protection from the likes of you; the best you could possibly do is not to be a burden to our lord" The lare, and then turned to fix a fiery, fervent look upon est and undefeatable king He has never lost before"
"You’re right My lord, please excuse our indiscretion" Unexpectedly, the others weren’t angered at all They just continued to fix their adoring gazes on h their teeth? I couldn’t even count the number of times I had died Plus, I even died twice in front of the audience during the tournament Is this what you call undefeatable? Not to uarantee that I can hen fighting against Wicked or Nan Gong Zui, and don’t forget about Kenshin who could dissectspecimen with a casual wave of his hand Moreover, didn’t White Bird say that currently out of the five liege lords, my level is the lowest?
Sob! The more I think about it, the noring the five adoring gazes coo"
"Pretty boy, I for one, would never concede that you are undefeatable" XiMen Feng whispered disdainfully, "One day, I will beat you, but before then, you better not lose to anyone else"
"Yeah, yeah," I wavedsnorted and then fell silent
The serpent king, the so-called king of all snakes, is not quite a boss-level monster However, deep in the snake abyss, there are htning-fast and venos I decided to take on this kind of annoying e to defeat and since I had been out of practice for so long
After all, in a ga up Thethe best use of one’s own abilities
"This kind of ives any experience points… Ya sure this is what you wanna take on, kid?" XiMen Feng looked at the serpent king doubtfully
"Yep, I want to practice The serpent king is not easy to kill and doesn’t give much experience points, so there aren’t many players here When there isn’t anyone around to steal your prey, isn’t it the best time to cut loose and enjoy yourself?" I raised eted an isolated serpent king
"No wonder he’s the lord! He even thinks differently from normal people" I don’t knoho said that, but all five people nodded their heads and then five pairs of ad headache, I was alazes of ad, as the only one not staring at , time to train"
"Damn! Does the pretty boy here not understand huuy, you brat! Howroared unhappily as usual while raising his sword to advance upon the serpent king with ht we assist you?" The warrior of the group asked o off to practice too If I need healing, I will come and find you," I replied apathetically
"Wouldn’t it better if I just follow you, my lord?" The priest added quickly
"No need," I said dis followed by that pair of ad eyes, I will feel uneasy fro under that gaze
"If the lord says so, then very well" The five showed very disappointed expressions and then walked away very slohile glancing back at er walked by at that uessed that I had just rejected five lovers
Finally, when the five-ed ed back tolooked at me and shook his head with exasperation, "Gee, I really want to show this expression to those five idiots If they see this, I refuse to believe that they would continue to admire you and say, ‘o call them over" I yawned lazily and added, "That is, if you’re not afraid of White Bird giving you the axe"
"Sonny, I ain’t afraid of that fe snorted
I raised rave;săo are very close!"
As I thought, as soon as Yu Lian-dàsăo’s naan to sulk quietly; he didn’t even dare to utter "sonny" one last tio off on a bit of a tangent Why is XiMen Feng so afraid of Yu Lian-dàsăo?
Think back to when XiMen Feng joined Infinite City His first job was given to hirave;săo Remember what I mentioned before? I don’t knohy, but the fans absolutely loved the little unexpected fight scene during the first concert, so XiMen Feng was ordered to go on stage and challenge me at every subsequent concert
I rerave;săo’s order, he said, "Not a chance, sonny!"
Yu Lian-dàsăo s smile of hers… As I stood off to the side, ithad just ht that you caed this job for you – I had thought that you would be delighted to accept! Or… perhaps you have been beaten into submission by our undefeatable Prince already, and are afraid to challenge hi exploded in a fit of anger, "That’s blasphemy! The word fear is not even inbecaot pummeled by me into a pulp every time, and there were even people in the audience who yelled, "Harder!" and "Not enough blood!", etc, forcing me to use more and more force on hi realize that the deadly Yu Lian-dàsăo was not someone who could be trifled with occurred when the book shop had finished being constructed Yu Lian-dàsăo thought that there weren’t enough books in the shop Since Fairsky and Phoenix are girls, they couldn’t expose tooood as a babe in the dayti a swirave;săo thought that since there were no muscle men in the Infinite Band, ouldn’t be able to attract any readers who love ht to snap a second photo albu all those bouncing chest muscles I really don’t knohy anyone would like that type of body… Ahem, I didn’t peek on purpose! I really, really didn’t!
Thinking of those incidents, I turned around and looked at hot babe XiMen Feng, barely suppressingabout?" XiMen Feng looked suspiciously at htened up !"
Finishing ’s confused expression and headed off to attack another serpent king I felt much better Oh well, at least ’s
Walking up behind the serpent, I felt the excite stature I caressed Black Dao gently, "My friend, it’s been a long ti you through that, so now, enjoy the feast!"
With a "swish" I unsheathed Black Dao, and then suddenly thought up a mischievous idea With one foot, I casually stepped on the serpent king’s tail, ue quite far out as it winced from the pain It turned around with its mouth wide open When it saw ed towards hed coldly, and effortlessly escaped the blow by dodging to the left Afterwards, I caught a gli towards me with full force With a pivot of the toes, I leapt over the tail, and fiercely stabbed Black Dao towards the serpent’s head Before I could cut its head open, the serpent king turned and lunged towards e while si in two equal halves from the throat down
Finally, I turned back and also cut off the head, closingthe warm blood spray on my face I opened hed At long last, I get to fight to ain
"Damn! Are you retarded, kid? Why would youstared in astonished a finger and asked him impishly, "Do you recall whatreplied automatically, and then scratched his head "Oh, so that’s why you are called the blood elf So, the pretty boy has this kind of perverted hobby"
"Who’s perverted? This is called blood lust, and it’s cool, got it?" I replied, puckering nal – a fist with only theup "Cool? If anyone calls that cool, I will cut off my own head to make soup for you, damn it"
"Ultra-cool…" the words echoed out from behind me
I turned around to see that the five- out as hearts, and the guys stood with clutched fists and eyes full of admiration and excitement All that was left for the!"
I sighed in my heart It looks like I won’t be able to train freely today As I thought, I couldn’t help but talk down to XiMen Feng, saying, "Hey, go ?" Just as we arrived at the foot of Infinite City,Lolidragon and Kong Kong busy with their planting…of traps, that is Lolidragon was so worn out that she only gavequite weary hi still waved and asked after me cheerfully
"Not bad," I replied stuffily and walked past, followed by the five- whether he should keep his pro looked at the five people, and yelled, "It’s not every day that you get a chance to go train with our Liege Lord – did you guysafter seeing our lord in battle?"
"Of course! We exae Lord’s every move!" The warrior replied quickly
"The lord is so powerful! He really deserves the title of undefeatable king!" the fee’s fiery passionate eyes never strayed fro Kong’s eyes sparkled, as if that phrase were used to describe hi about our lord, but the day the Blood Elf falls is the day that gold rains down from the sky"
The five people nodded their heads in earnest as soon as the words left his on’s voice drifted over the PM channel, "Undefeatable king? If Kong Kong’s words were true, I would probably would have gotten o, and Yu Lian-dàsăo wouldn’t have any more financial problems"
"Hey, at least we never really suffered an actual defeat Don’t in in the end?"
Lolidragon s? I noticed that you looked a little pale when you ca a burden? Should I tell White Bird to pick a different group for you?"
Distressed, I replied with a sigh, "It has nothing to do with their strength It’s just that they admire me way too much, and it makes me feel uneasy all over"
"Hah, White Bird picked them to help you train precisely because she saw that they all admire you deeply and weren’t all that weak Has that decision backfired?" Lolidragon asked, holding back a laugh
"Oh please Do you realize they were just one step shy of buying roused Who would want to be given offerings as if they were the Jade Eon and I listened to the five of the aboutabout on said, "Well, if you don’t like this team, you should take it up with White Bird"