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"Queen Latifah? Under Q or L?" JD asks

"Wait," I exclai? What did I tell you guys: we don’t want any drag queens"

"Why not?" "They’re like the newqueen, Victor," Beau scolds ender illusionist"

"And you’re a littledown a photo of Tyson in a Ralph Lauren ad "Did I ever tell you that?"

"And you’re a fking racist," Beau shouts, grabbing the crue froot at the prened by Spike Lee-and shove it in JD’s face "See? Malcol multicultural, you little mo"

"Paul Verhoeven said God is bisexual, Victor"

"Paul Verhoeven is a Nazi and not invited"

"You’re a Nazi, Victor," Beau sneers "You’re the Nazi"

"I’m a puy Nazi, you little mo, and you invited Jean-Claude Van Damme behind my back?!?"

"Kato Kaelin’s publicist, David Crowley, keeps calling"

"Invite David Crowley"

"Oh, people like Kato, Victor"

"Have they seen his last movie, Dr Skull?"

"It doesn’t matter: people totally lock on to the hair"

Chapter Four

"Speaking of: George Stephanopoulos"

"Who? Snuffleupagus?"

"No George-"

"I heard you, I heard you," I groan disnizable"

"But Victor-"

"Only if"-I check ether with Jennifer Jason Leigh or Lisa Kudrow or Ashley Judd or someone more famous"

"Um-"

"Damien will have a fit, JD, if he shows up solo"

"Da me, Victor, that he wants a little politics, a little class"

"Damien wanted to hire MTV dancers and I talked hi do you think it’ll take hty-six that little Greek?"

JD looks at Beau "Is this cool or useless? I’ether "Let’s just finish the late RSVPs"

"Lisa Loeb?"

"Oh, this will certainly be a glittering success Next"

"Jaan would’ve been better, but okay"

"George Clooney"

"Oh, he’s so alive and wild Next"

"Jennifer Aniston and David Schwio over the Bs, and Ds, and the Ss"

"Feed od"