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Looking into the camera, I say, "I’ve been to Radu and Pasquale Manocchia-that’s Madonna’s personal trainer, by the way, baby-and Reed is definitely the first na"

"I have an obsession with biceps, with triceps, with forearm flexors," Reed admits sheepishly "I have a major sinewy-arm fetish"

"I have the endurance of a horse but ar’s low and I need a Jolly Rancher badly"

"After the next song," Reed says, clapping endlessly "PowerBar tiether" blares out over the sound systeht s like that?" the Details girl asks

"The better you look, baby, the irl" My beeper goes off and I check it: JD at the club

"Reed, baby, handinto the camera "Hey Leeza! Look, no hands!"

This causes Reed to push up the speed, which I thought was io past level 10

"Hey, aht?" Reed asks "I didn’t see my name mentioned in any of the columns"

"Yeah, you’re at table 78 with the Lorax and Pauly Shore," I snap "JD-talk to et too excited, Victor," JD says breathlessly "But we’ve-myself, Beau and Peyton-set up an intervieith DJ X"

"With who?"

"DJ X You have awith hi to do the party tonight"

"I’ not to pant "What? Fashion Cafe?"

"Victor, DJ X is the hottest DJ in town," JD says "Iine the publicity and then come all over yourself Go ahead-shoot that load"

"I know, I know Just hire hi he wants"

"He wants to od"

"He needs so of candy corn Send hiive excellent head do you?"