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"Hey there, Clive How’s lared atrooue out at hiirls in the doorway They se way

"Don’t act all high and hty, ladies I’ve seen you oing the way of my blouse Ask me why I kept my heels on, and I will never be able to tell you

The two of thelared They tuckedout were my eyeballs, ? What the hell did you guys do to Jillian’s apartment? She’ll killas I watched the roo Settle down" Mi , what the hell is that thu?" I whispered into Mimi’s armpit, which I then sniffed and compli Jesus, you ht!" Sophia exclai down at the end of the bed

"No, Sophia, I hear it too You can’t hear that?" Mimi said in a hushed voice

Sophia was quiet, and all three of us listened There was a distinct thuroan

"Kittens, lay back You are about to get Wallbanged," I stated

Sophia and Mireide, but they stayed quiet

Would it be Spanx? Purina? Anticipating the latter, Clive entered the room and jumped up on the bed He stared at the ith rapt attention

The four of us sat and waited I can barely describe ere subjected to this time

"Oh, God"

Thump

"Oh, God"

Thump thump

Mimi and Sophia looked at Clive and me We just shook our heads--both of us, really A slow smile spread across Sophia’s face I focused on the voice coh the wall It was different…The pitch was lower, and, well, I couldn’t reallyIt wasn’t Spanx or Purina…

"Mle

Huh?

"Yes, yes --" snort "-- yes! Fuck, fk --" giggle-hee haw "-- fuck, yes!"

She was giggling She was a dirty, dirty giggler

The three of us tittered along with her as she giggled and snorted her way tohat sounded like one helluva clax Clive, realizing quickly that his beloved wasn’tan appearance, beat a hasty retreat to the kitchen

"What the hell is this?" Mimi whispered, her eyes as wide as apple pies

"This is the sexual torture I’ve been listening to for the last two nights You have no idea," I growled, feeling the effects of the tequila

"LaughyPants has been getting done like this for the last two nights?" Sophia cried, slapping her hand over her h the wall

"Oh, hell no Tonight is the first night I’ve had the pleasure of this one The first night was Spanx She was a naughty, naughty girl and needed to be punished And last night Clive met the love of his life when Purina made her debut-- "

"Why do you call her Purina?" Sophia interrupted

"Because sheunder the covers My buzz was beginning to fade, replaced by the distinct lack of sleep I’d experienced sinceinto this den of debauchery

Sophia and Mimi peeled the covers from my face just as the chick screaood!"

"The guy next door canan eyebrow

"Apparently so" I chuckled, feeling the first wave of nausea wash overwhile they’re getting done like that?" Mi herself," Sophia said, laughing herself at a particularly loud guffaw Guffaw uy yet?" asked Mi a workout, though"

"Glad to hear at least one hole is getting so, Sophia I’ve seen the back of his head, and that’s it," I answered, sitting up

"Wow, three girls in three nights That’s so in wonder at the wall

"It’s soht! My poor wall!" I wailed as I heard a deep groan from hian, and I held upit on ho, and the woot louder and louder Sophia and Mimi stared in wonder, as I just shook etting close But his sounds were quickly drowned out by this evening’s friend

"Oh --" giggle "-- that’s --" giggle "-- it --" giggle "-- don’t --" giggle "-- stop --" giggle "-- don’t --" giggle "-- stop --" giggle "-- oh --" giggle-snort "-- God --" giggle-giggle snort-snort "-- don’t --" giggle "-- stop!" giggle

Please Please Please, stop, I thought

Giggle-sniffle

And with one last giggle and groan, silence fell across the land Sophia and Mimi looked at each other, and Sophia said, "Oh"

"My," added Miether

"And that’s why I can’t sleep," I sighed

While the three of us recovered froler, Clive returned to play in the corner with a cotton ball

Giggler, I think I hate you most of all…

Chapter Four

THE NEXT FEW NIGHTS were blissfully quiet No thu Admittedly Clive was a little forlorn froreat IEuan and Antonio who lived downstairs I hadn’t heard or seen Sirateful for the nights of perfect sleep, I was curious about where he’d disappeared to Euan and Antonio were only too glad to fill , wait until you see our dear Simon What a speciht me in the hall on my way home and had a cocktail in my hand within seconds

"Oh er," Antonio crooned, fanning himself as Euan looked over his Bloody Mary at hier you’d what? Please You’d never have been in Siue He is filet, while--face it, love--you and I are tube steaks"