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Chapter One

"OH, GOD"

Thump

"Oh, God"

Thuood!"

I scrae rooainst the wall

My new bedroo both hands on the duvet, grounding myself with the luxurious thread count Even half asleep, I are of my thread count

"Mht there Just like that…Don’t stop, don’t stop!"

Oh boy…

I sat up, rubbedto understand what had wokenthe attention of Clive,his head under my hand, Clive demanded to be soothed I stroked him as I looked around and oriented myself in eous apartment: spacious rooms, wood floors, arched doorways--it even had a fireplace! I had no clue how to actually build a fire, but that was neither here nor there I was aching to put things on the ner, I had a habit of s in aled to me or not It drove ing their knickknacks

I’d spent the dayin the incredibly deep, claw-foot tub until well past prune, I settled myself into bed and enjoyed the creaks and squeaks of a new hoht traffic outside, so click-click of Clive exploring The click-click caht contentedly as I slipped into an easy sleep, which is why I was so surprised to be woken at…let’s see…two thirty-seven a to return to a relaxed state, but I was startled again as ed into the asood! M, I felt oing on next door I looked at Clive, he looked at me, and if I wasn’t so tired I’d have been pretty sure he winked I guess so some

I’d been in a bit of a dry spell for a while A very long while Bad, rapid-fire sex and an ill-tiasto set in as I tried desperately to get ly perhts ofO away and curled up on an to drift back to sleep, Clive purring contentedly beside me Then all hell broke loose

"Yes! Yes! Oh, God…Oh, God!"

A painting I’d propped on the shelf above my bed fell off and rapped me soundly on the head That’ll teachis securelyenough to make Clive blush--if cats could blush--I looked back at the wall behind ainst it as the ruckus continued next door

"Mmm…yes, baby, yes, yes, yes!" the loudh

Then I heard, for the love of all that’s holy, spanking You can’t , and so one next door

"Oh, God, Siirl Yes, yes!"

Unreal…More spanking, and then the unot up, moved the entire bed a few inches away fro at the wall the whole ti back if I heard one hborhood

Chapter Two

THE NEXT MORNING,a cup of coffee and -in party

I wasn’t quite as awake as I’d hoped to begin unpackingpalooza, and I silently cursed last night’s antics next door The girl was plowed, spanked, she came, she slept The same for Siirl who liked to be spanked kept calling hi up a na out in the throes

The throes…God, I hed, looking down DuringO, I’d started to talk to h when she was rocking my world back in the day, but sadly, now that O had abandoned nize her if she saw her ’Tis a sad, sad day when a girl doesn’t even know her own orgas wistfully out theat the San Francisco skyline

I unfoldedPlacing it in the sink to drain, I pushed ht blond hair back into a sloppy ponytail and surveyed the chaos that surrounded me No matter hoell I planned, no matter hoell I labeled those boxes, no uy that if it said KITCHEN it did not belong in the BATHROOM, it still was a mess

"What do you think, Clive? Should we start in here or the living room?" He was curled up on one of the deep sills Ad new places to live, I always looked at the sills Clive was fond of looking out on the world, and it was nice seeing hiht now he looked atroo I’d only spoken three ti, and every word uttered had been directed at a pussy Ahem…

About twenty eon and I was sorting DVDs when I heard voices in the hallway My noisy neighbors! I ran to the door, al over a box, and pressed an eye to the peephole only to see the doorway across the hall What a pervert I a

I couldn’t see very clearly, but I could hear their conversation: thefroht was fantastic"

"I thought thiswhat sounded like one helluva kiss on her