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"To fuck your brains out underneath our kitchen table"

"I see"

"You have a problem with this?"

"It’s the best use of a personal day I can think of"

"Agreed Now, let’s get to it"

"Are you going to be this bossy e’re married?"

"You have no idea, Simon You have no idea"

Hours later

"I’ry"

"Me too Can you control yourself?"

"Me? You’re the one that was pushing plates off the table on purpose"

"Don’t start that again Let’s grab so a heart attack? I know that last round was pretty intense Thanks for being so bendy, by the way"

"You’re welcome, and no on the heart attack business I told Sophia I’d stop by today, see how she and the little one are doing"

"So we have to put on clothes now, I suppose"

"If you want to make it past security, it’s a safe bet Coood news"

"What about your dad?"

"You get to call hi me to be your lawfully wedded wifey"

"Shit I mean, yay"

Simon and I called my parents, ere ecstatic Myht about colors and did I want my cousin Bernice to be a bridesmaid and made me tell her every detail about when he askednaked at the tiirls who’d been asked in a horse-drawn carriage, on the beach, at the top of the Eiffel Tower, even on the BART But no one I knew had a naked engagement mo the actual ot dressed, finally, piled into the car, and headed back into the city after stopping for cheeseburgers andthe drive-thru that day? You bet your sweet bippy I did Here’sdrinking aan onion ring down inally questioned the entire idea of getting married and whether it was necessary, I was sure turned around by a sparkly so