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The fastest way to get deuest is to voown But if you do ever voown, make sure the bride is the perfect mix of anal-retentive, hyper planner, and fairy-tale whimsical
Mimi was a type A personality with a side of Disney Which own, so she had two Custom made One for the ceremony, one for the reception So when one was defiled by seested corn flakes, and Ithe foresight to purchase tns Reception gown becaown, and all was peaceful in the land of tulle and lace
Until we realized that there were also seested corn flakes splattered across her Jimmy Choo bridal shoes And maybe a flake or two inside as well
In the end, it was Sophia’s belly that saved her fro banished fro for only being ninety-eight pounds
"You ruined my Choos!"
"I didn’t mean to! You know I can’t help it I’ out I’et a whiff of perfureat choice--I throw up You should see how " She clutched her rounded belly "But I’ainstnant wolowed, her hair was luxurious, her eyes sparkled, and her tits were evenExcept for five or six tireen, her forehead would speckle with perspiration, and she’d projectile vomit the entire contents of her stomach everywhere if she couldn’t e can Or a potted plant Or the gutter outside her apartment--I was present for that one But withinexaently on her buht, not an accident She took every opportunity to show off her new engage As well she should; it was incredible Ruet it on her finger
She had currently assumed this defensive position, coy bling, as I wrestled with the bride, as envisioning her carefully orchestrated wedding crashing down around her ears Which were fla red; she was really steamed
"Backup dress, I have Backup Choos? I don’t! What the hell a to wear onher back as she lunged onceto play the part of Mary, before they got to the inn
"They’re not going to be clean in ti day with feet that setting a little nauseous Can we stop all the vo thickly "You can wear lo feet! I’d be flopping around like a clown all day in those gunboats!" Mimi shouted
By the way? I only wear a size seven
"I can’t wear anyone else’s shoes unless you can find someone with size-five feet and exquisite taste in twenty minutes!" Her lower lip started to tremble
I looked frantically at Sophia, who I knew already felt terrible about what she’d done As I was h-end department store, there was a knock on the door
"Mimi?" Ryan’s voice "Mimi, you in there?"
"Ryan? Ryan, you can’t be here, you can’t see me!" Mimi freed herself from my arms and ran to hide behind the door, clad only in white satin panties, a white lace corset, and a blue ribboned garter Had I forgotten to mention that? "Seriously, it’s bad luck to see the bride before the--"
"Hush, you silly girl I’d never mess with tradition like that," he soothed "I just wanted to tell you so"