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"Oh, he is He’s a total creep Like, he did this really creepy thing last night," she explained, pulling out a chair at an e I was still coed to keep her job at that place

"What did he do?" I asked, sitting across from her If you can’t beat the , which is just weird It’s almost as if he wants to know about me"

"Dude Okay, that’s totally weirdo territory," I ht, he came over toin, and he was all like, ‘No, I want to take you out somewhere fancy’ Like, what? And then after dinner and drinks, he walked me up to my porch, kissed my cheek, and said he would love to take ina last night"

"WHAT A CREEP!"

"I KNOW!" She paused, glancing back at the kitchen where Sariddle A tiny smile played on her lips before she turned back to uess not I’ets to work in the kitchen too I re me howa in there"

"I’ed "He kind of had to I black naked to the Spice Girls to everyone orks here unless he gave Sam a chance"

"You’re a terrible person, Faye" I pushed myself up froreat friend"

"It’s that Scorpio into piss hed

"Oh crap," Faye shouted, leaping out of her seat, placing her hands onthe front s "Okay Don’t panic"

"About what?"

"Well, remember when your husband died and you disappeared for a year and then ca an asshole who turned out to not be an asshole but just a dude as hurt because his wife and son died? And then you two like kind of fell into a weird sexlationship where you pretended you were both someone else but then one day you were like, ‘But I want you to be you and me to be me,’ so you fell in love And then you found out that your husband was involved in his faot weird and the dude left town, but for so you Post-It notes that just left you even osh, it feels like I’ for four weeks out of every month and I can’t even eat any more ice cream because my hot tears melt it every time I cry into the Ben and Jerry’s’ Do you remember all of that?"

I blinked repeatedly "Yes, I believe that sounds familiar Thank you for the trip down memory lane"

"You’re welco That dude you fell in love with? He’s across the street in the voodoo shop"