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"Breaks are thirty minutes"

"I’er fired"

"You were never fired, Sam" Matty smiled "One hour, Faye Liz, make sure to have her back on time or she’ll be the one who’s fired"

"Is that so?" Faye asked, placing her hands on her hips, al over her body al, Faye’s arm linked with mine, confusion about the odd interaction between her and Matty still cloudingan eyebrow in Faye’s direction

"What hat?"

"That," I said, pointing back toward Matty "The little sexually intense tango you two just perfor on her bottom lip "Oh my God… You slept with Matty?!"

"Shut the hell up! Do you want the whole town to know?" She blushed, looking around "It was an accident"

"Oh? Was it? Was it an accident? Were you casually walking down Main Street and then Matty started walking toward you and his penis accidentally tu whoosh of wind pass through, knocking said penis into your vagina? Was it that kind of accident?" I ainst the inside of her cheek "The wind kind of pushed the penis toward my mouth first"

"OH MY GOSH, FAYE!"

"I know! I know! This is why people shouldn’t go out on windy days The penises are on raht now He’s like twice your age"

"What can I say? I have daddy issues"

"What are you talking about? Your dad’s ae could ever live up to that! But Matty…" She sighed "I think I like hi Faye never used the word ‘like’ when it caest hore I’d ever met "What do you mean you like him?" I asked,on settling down

"Whoa, slow your roll there, Nicholas Sparks What I ave it a nicknaood in the world, no"

"Oh, I’hed

"Fatty Matty," she said, her wolfish grin growing deep

"You knohat, these kinds of things you don’t have to share withlike two bratwursts cood is finally listening to my prayers Remember Pinky Peter, and Unclipped Nick? Well, this is so es"