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"Wonderful" Again, she said it but I questioned her sincerity

"And then he’ll teach you different techniques How to enter a rooerator What to do if someone breaks down your front door with an axe It’s all about staying alive and defending yourself and your family" When she only stared off into space, I added, "You’ll do fine, Cook"

Oh yeah, that special place in hell was looking hbor of the beast

--BUMPER STICKER

The ain, I decided to check on my old friend-ish type person-slash-associate of sorts, Garrett Swopes He was always good for a laugh On the way over, I pulled up one of my new, possibly pirated GPS apps h I could find his house with my eyes closed – a feat I was fairly certain I’d done one night during a bout with insoht up the app on ed it into the auxiliary outlet Heavy breathing, as though soh a ht not have been so creepy if it weren’t dark out I punched in my destination, ie, Garrett’s address, then hit Route

"In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said The Darth Vader I felt like ere friends now Like I could tell hi

"Thanks, Mr Vader Can I call you Darth?"

He didn’t answer, but that was okay As the non-favored child of a stepnored I headed that way

The breathing sounded again "In fifty feet, turn right"

"Okay, well, thanks again"

We did that the whole way Hi hi me for his own amusement This relationship seeain "In two hundred feet, your destination will be on the right Your journey to the dark side is al he was related to Reyes?

"Your destination is on the right"

"Yeah, okay, got it Had it before"

"Your journey to the --"

I exited the app before he could finish his sentence It see to cut him off pre before inappropriate thoughts involving whipped crea to see Garrett Swopes While not anywhere near the top of uy’s abs were to die for