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There was brave, then there was suicidal

"Hurry up!" he yelled at un trained on the et hiot killed, but what?

Oh, wait I’d give him the money and he’d leave Okay I could do that

I took ister Dixie had been robbed ister that required a key to get into the cash drawer

The rabbedoff

"Put the cash in a bag," he said

We didn’t have any bags at the register, so I opted for a takeout box He didn’t seem to mind I took cash out by the handfuls and stuffed it into the cardboard box The adrenaline pumy upper lip and under my eyes Even more so when I heard sirens in the distance

Someone had already called the cops, and my first concern was for Mr V and his faht the authorities were co for them? What would they do?

I was only half finished – the big bills were stashed underneath the cash bin – and Leas getting closer by the , bitch," the robber said to him

The absolute deterroan aloud I sped up, hurrying to get the robber out of the café

Just as I finished and closed the takeout box, the gun went off with an earsplitting bang, and my life flashed before my eyes

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I was dropped as a baby

Into a pool of awesomeness and badassery

--T-SHIRT

Or, well, the last rets and bad decisions For example, I totally should have eaten that York Peppermint Patty that fell on the floor of my apartment The three-second rule only applied when other people were around No one would have known it sat there for at least a minute before I noticed

No No I would’ve known I would’ve had to live with ain No one was unfire In fact, no one was doingI scanned the café, the frozen faces that swam around me Everyone looked like posed manikins in an art exhibit on the A, probably from the blast, but it sounded like I was underwater

Then, in a moment of absolute clarity, my jaw fell to my knees I’d stopped time

I really was a time traveler!