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I glare at her and take a big obnoxious sip, causing an air pocket in the cup and a loud slurping noise that I encourage, wiggling the straw around "Your taste buds are da"

"If you say so," she says, her expression indicating she thinks no such thing

"Back to ood idea, yes?" I don’t wait for an answer before continuing hhe wants And what irlfriend? Every ht?" I look to Sophie for confirmation

"Sex tapes and anal It’s on every runt "Yeah, and I already told hie, so that’s out"

"Wait, you’ve never had anal?" Sophie’s eyes widen, her voice a whisper

I glance at her face and slap my drink down on the counter "You have?" I’m stunned

She darts her eyes away fro, her face red

"How is this possible? You were a virgin five ressed to anal?" I shake my head "Oh, my God I’m an anal old maid" I drop ht, e as I lean forward to get Sophie’s attention "Did you like it?"

Sophie clears her throat and glances around again, like so this and post about it on Facebook "Yes," she whispers, then looks at the ceiling as if she can’t ood I don’t want to do it every day, but occasionally, yes, I like it"

"Huh," I say "Well, then"

We get a customer then, so Sophie helps thele sex tapes with ive you instructions about how to make a sex tape, but instead pulls up links to sex tapes that have already been et si entry about this? I mean, where do I start? Can I use the ca?

I tap the side ofas Sophie adds sprinkles to a hot chocolate for the little rugrat peering over the counter, itscream into her coffee It’s kinda cute, I decide She’s kinda cute, I correct myself Moms probably don’t like it when you refer to their kids as it, even in your head

"I hopethem leave, hand in hand

"First forever, now babies?" Sophie jokingly clutches her chest "My heart can’t handle it"

"No" I snort "Don’t be stupid First forever, babies in a decade And trust nancy Not happening" I wave h I’ll babysit for you and Luke"

"Funny" Sophie laughs "Real funny"

The door dings again and I look up to see Sophie’s brother walk in He’s wearing a suit, and I catch a glie clipped at his waist when his jacket flaps open froot to finagle a way for him and Chloe to meet, I muse as I call out a hello and then turn my attention back to my fruitless internet search on sex tapes while Sophie and Boyd chat at the register

Then a thought pops into my head and I look up "Boyd!" I call out excitedly You should always use your resources